In case you missed it while living under your rock, Snapchat released a recent update that has caused quite the stir. While I personally loathe the new story-to-story layout, I have to say that the new chat features are pretty rad, particularly the stickers. They're cute and weird as hell, and so I've decided to take a closer look at the little drawings' true meanings.
The Speared Pineapple
Probably fresh off an Edible Arrangement, this little fella is guaranteed to haunt you every time you have fruit on a toothpick.
The GTFO
When you wake up in the mornings to the pressures and constraints of society's norms and begin contemplating how badly you need your job.
The Druncher
When it's 3 AM and you finally get the fries you've been craving since the pregame and you feel like you're eating food blessed by the Lord Himself.
The FrankenPine
When it's Halloween and you want a kickass costume but you're broke AF, so you work with what your mama gave you.
The Sandwich Seducer
This guy is one you'd actively want to avoid in the club - the one with murder in his soulless eyes and a bed made of PBJ at home. He might tempt you with free food, but it's one sticky situation you'll regret.
The Existentialist
When you're lying in bed pondering over the meaning of life and realize you're an insignificant collection of tiny particles in an ever-expanding universe.
The Bernie Sheep
This looks like a delightful version of the running Bernie meme. "Hi, Bernie? I'm being overcharged for tuition" "Be right there, Baaarbara."
The Food Coma
Why is he in a banana peel? I've got no idea. But this is so accurate it pains me. I might have a similar photo of myself that was taken after my third helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last year.
The Freaky Girlfriend
When you're showered, shaved, and shameless.
The Fake LOLer
The face you make when you're straight-faced texting "LMFAO I'm in tears omg I'm dying."
The Farewell Friend
When your best mate gets a boyfriend and has to be well behaved and sane, leaving you to be a raging alcoholic by yourself.
The Hard Pass
When the over-eager guy at the bar just can't take a hint, this is your last resort.
The Prickly Pear
When people are loud on your morning commute and you haven't had your three cups of coffee yet.
The Pizza Dater
That one friend who actively turns down plans in favor of sitting at home with Netflix and a pizza pie. Hey, we've all been there.
The Ninja
When you're at a party and run into an ex, and you try to act natural and blend into your surroundings.
The IDK
When you literally have no clue what is going on around you, but you're playing along, politely nodding and smiling when necessary.
The Dream Husband
When you come home from a long day at work and see your boyfriend lying like this on the couch with a bottle of red wine and a bowl of pasta waiting for you. AKA, a dream.
The Supportive Friend
When your friend posts a bomb selfie, aces an exam, or pulls a 10 at the bar, and you shower her with pride and affection.
The "Everything's Fine!!"
Yeah, you're bathing in a sea of your own juices, but if you keep telling yourself it's okay, it'll be okay.
The Guilty Eater
When you're on your second Big Mac and know you should probably stop eating, but you just can't. Some food for thought though - you miss 100% of the bites you don't eat.
The Heartbreak
When you posted a snap of you looking fine as hell 23 hours ago but your crush still hasn't seen it.
The No No
I haven't the faintest idea what's going on here, but I'm pretty sure this is the face you and your best mate make when you do something extremely stupid and highly illegal.
The Feelin' Urself
The sheep equivalent of the red-dress emoji. When you're headed out and your hair, makeup, and outfit are all on point.
The Hot Dog
This one's pretty self explanatory, but how could you not love it? It's a wiener dog FFS!
The "Wasn't Me!"
Mom found the broken vase from the party you threw last weekend? Landlord wants to know who vomited in the lobby? Girlfriend saw you bangin' on the sofa?
The Say Ambular
If you don't get the reference, get off this page and go immerse yourself in influential 90s culture. Bye.
