“What’re your plans for the Fourth?” is the last question everyone asked the Friday before the long weekend of Independence Day. It's often a procedure that includes gathering around a space to detonate luminescent explosives on the ground and into the air above our heads. When we Americans set out on expeditions to parks, lakes, and other recreational sites we usually have a plan that begins to fall in motion. When marking the nation’s birthday it's best to take it to the highest level possible, since it's exactly what the revolutionaries would do.
1. Establish a forward operating base.
Higher ground is usually a plus, both for spotting mortar displays and a better view of the rest of the party. If you’re going for a picnic setup, take into account the ground you’ll be lounging on and if it agrees with your blanket. Whatever setup you’re going for, claim it quickly and set up a chill zone. I don’t think there’s anything more American than planting your flag on a patch of land then marking the borders with a grill and a cooler.
2. Capitalize on cookout skills.
This could be an entrée on a grill or a wiener over a campfire. Just remember, the food can be the primary force that brings people together. Make sure to equip the proper inventory as well, and pack it in a way that'll make Dad proud. You'll thank yourself for not messing around, and so will everyone you're with. Now's the time to break out all the secret recipes and specialties, and lots of it.
3. Blow stuff up. But do it right.
Everyone should be fully aware of what can happen if it's done wrong. In case you're not, here's a report that lays out what you're getting yourself into. Depending on what state you're reading this in, some fireworks might be more restricted than others. Make sure you're familiar with these rules before fuses start getting lit (especially if your ordinance can be seen or heard from across town). If you truly want to see the dumbest way possible to use fireworks, here you go. Maybe you'll do something that'll make it into next year's list of explosive fails.
4. Let the party happen.
If the weather's good, the beer's cold and the people are happy, this nation's independence day should be one marked by good vibes. Make some memories to honor the pioneers that fought for an idea that has brought the people where they are now, for better or worse. Enjoy it, America, with the people that make it great.
