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95 Thoughts You Had While Watching The Bruce Jenner Interview

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95 Thoughts You Had While Watching The Bruce Jenner Interview

After years of watching the Kardashian/Jenner girls take the stage, Bruce Jenner finally steals the show and has a two-part episode dedicated to telling his story. It was emotional, it was moving and there were tears (some of which were from laughter). For once, Bruce wasn't the guy everyone yelled at and criticized. Instead, he was just a person telling his story to his family, finally receiving the respect and support he deserves.

1. OMG, I'm already crying.

2. I would love to see Bruce in those red pumps.

3. Khloe's outfit is really throwing me off about which season it is.

4. Bruce kinda looks like George Washington or John Adams with his hair pulled back like that.

5. Aww Kendall!!! You are so emotional and vulnerable, and it's so humbling.

6. Kim didn't tell anyone about Bruce for 12 years?

7. She has incredible secret-keeping credibility.

8. I wonder if I could keep that secret.

9. Probably not.

10. Every time I look at Kylie, I can't see anything except for her lips.

11. KOURTNEY! I love how unglamorous you are right now!

12. Khloe is such a mother hen.

13. How could they not know that.

14. Bruce and baby Kendall kissed on the lips.

15. I guess that's not weird, but like, isn't it kind of weird?

16. Home videos of teen Kim are what I live for.

17. How can you not notice the nose job?

18. Obviously Kourtney would notice you got one, Bruce.

19. I get it, Khloe, you knew Bruce since you were four years old.

20. How is Bruce better at painting nails than I am?

21. OMG, "The worst days of my life are when I have to get rid of my pony tail."

22. THAT'S SO FREAKING SAD!

23. I remember Kim and Khloe used to make fun of his hair all the time ...

24. THEY DIDN'T KNOW, THOUGH!!

25. Wow, you really can't make fun of people for looking like the opposite sex, because maybe they are the opposite sex, and we just don't know it.

26. We make fun of Justin Beiber for looking like a girl, maybe he's actually a woman!

27. Bruce's new lips actually look better now.

28. Actually, they don't.

29. They're too plump.

30. They kind of looked odd both ways.

31. Every time someone tries to talk Kim cuts in.

32. Holy crap, I didn't realize it was the Kim show!

33. More like, “About Kim."

34. Like, okay, Kim.

35. Kylie, maybe if you cut your nails, you could cry like a normal person.

36. Kourtney has been so chill in this episode, she's my favorite right now.

37. I can't believe how relevant Bruce is now.

38. I mean, to me.

39. I know he was an Olympic medalist, but I don't really keep up with the Olympics, just the Kardashians.

40. Maybe this was all part of God's plan.

41. You know, to build the materialistic Kardashian empire so that once they reached the height of their power, Bruce would change the world forever?

42. The background music is on fleek.

43. I'm so glad Kim and Kourtney are asking these super personal questions!!!

44. Wait, so maybe Bruce is bisexual??

45. It is still unclear.

46. I think he's going to be a lesbian after he transitions? Right?

47. SCOTT!! YES!!!!

48. This should be good; Scott and Bruce have never really gotten along.

49. How could Khloe expect Scott to just know that he was a woman? It's clearly not that obvious.

50. "It's pretty wild that you're going to live two lives in one lifetime." SCOTT, YOU CUTIE!

51. Scott looks so good right now.

52. Something about him being so sensitive and supportive of Bruce mixed with his low buttoned shirt and beard makes him so attractive.

53. I feel kind of bad for Scott, because now there's one less guy in his extended family to bond with.

54. Kendall is so mature and a pretty well-spoken woman.

55. Bruce looks amazing in those aviator reading glasses!

56. I honestly used to hate Bruce so much, but now he turned out to be the best part of the show.

57. Wow, Bruce's mom is still alive?

58. She must have had him when she was really young.

59. MASON! WHAT'S UP, BRO?

60. What a munchkin.

61. "Whatever happened to that Grandpa I had?" LMAO, but like, sad.

62. I laughed at first but like, yeah. Sh*t.

63. Aw, Kourtney thinks Mason is a genius!

64. Oh God, Bruce is about to talk to Kris.

65. She's already crying.

66. I can't take this, she looks so sad and hurt.

67. She won't make eye contact with him!

68. Ah, there it is.

69. She knew that he was a cross-dresser?

70. I guess every married couple has their kinks

71. I see Kris as more of a person now. I used to think she was the Wicked Witch of the West.

72. They are such a strange couple.

73. What's wrong with Bruce's eyelid?

74. He should probably get that checked out.

75. I'm bawling.

76. This is so freaking sad.

77. I can't imagine being married for 25 years with kids and then finding out my partner was transitioning.

78. Is she going to get back together with him, though?

79. Just to see if it could work?

80. Bruce is making it so awkward!

81. That was a very weird goodbye.

82. He high-fived her after she cried.

83. Bruce is so different from Kris, I don't understand their marriage.

84. Kim doesn't like neon?

85. I love neon.

86. Kim is so controlling, and Bruce is just taking it.

87. I guess because she's a fashion mogul.

88. But Bruce, you can have your own style!

89. I would be envious of Kris' wardrobe too, Bruce.

90. I can't wait for Bruce to become a woman, he seems so much more fun.

91. I love how Kim sees Bruce as competition now for having the best make up crew.

92. The music is so lively and hopeful now, and I just feel so uplifted!

93. "It's going to be quite a ride?" Is that what Bruce said? I really couldn't hear the last words before the end of the episode.

94. Whatever.

95. You can do it, Bruce!

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