Let's be honest here. We all love our dogs, and we might even think of them like our children. Even though we love them, they can still be assholes, but we put up with it because they are cute. I guess.
1. Pees on floor.
"Did you step on some water? Oh, no, that was my pee again."
2. Chews your shoes.
"Hey, these shoes were more fun than my toys, so I ate them. Thanks for the new toys, though!"
3. Lays on your head when you're trying to sleep.
"Oh, are you trying to sleep, human? Because you look like a nice pillow."
4. Barks as loud as they can so you'll pay attention to them.
"Hey, I'm over here you know, give me food or a bone or pet me or tell me I'm cute."
5. Poops on your floor.
"Yeah, I could let you know that I need to go outside, but it's more convenient to poop on this nice clean floor."
6. Chases cats.
"Cat! I need to chase it, and stop telling me to stop, because I'm not going to listen."
7. Knocks over your trashcan.
"Is that chicken in there? Why would you throw away perfectly good chicken I could eat? Let me just knock that over so I can eat it, since you obviously forgot about my existence."
8. Eats your food when you look away.
"Oh, are you done with that? Thanks, it looks yummy!"
9. Shoves everything over.
"What's that? Let me knock it down and see how many times you'll pick it up."
But you have to love them, even when they are assholes!
