One of the most annoying things about having big boobs is that all your girlfriends say they wish they had your boobs. Trust me- no, you don’t! While all you smaller girls are upset over what God didn’t give you, here are some reasons why having big boobs might not be all you think it is:
1. You can’t wear cute crop tops.
You have to try on a size large (at least) fitted crop top at Forever 21 just so it fits your boobs, but it only fits your boobs, not the rest of your torso.
2. Bathing suit shopping is the worst.
You know it’s bad when you have to spend extra money on supportive bra-size bikinis
3. Going braless or wearing Band-Aids is impossible.
You can’t just cover them with Band-Aids if you don’t want to wear a bra. They’re just too big for that shit.
4. Anything strapless is also out of the question.
NO SUPPORT.
5. When you run it looks like there’s something alive in your shirt, and it’s trying to pop out.
Not to mention the back-ache that comes with any exercise.
6. Dancing/jumping is worse than running.
That thing that’s alive in your shirt? Well, it’s about to come out...
7. You look like a ho without trying.
Unless you’re wearing a turtleneck, it’s pretty hard to not flaunt your boobs, even without trying. From button down shirts to anything even remotely low cut; you look sexual whether you want to or not.
8. People bring it up all the time.
Yes, I know I have big boobs, but we don’t have to talk about it.
9. Also, people will ask for your bra size.
Don't do that. Not only is it awkward, but it’s rude.
Well I guess we have back problems and bad posture to look forward to in the future; thanks our ginormous tits. But on the bright side, insurance covers part of breast reduction, so you do you girl. At least you look hot!
