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9 Reasons A Girl Needs A GBF

Yongjian Yu
Mar 14, 2016
The State University of New York at Stony Brook
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Hey girls! Do you feel that your life is boring? Feel like you need to add more drama to your life? Get a gay best friend! Here's why.

1. They know fashion!

Are you bored when dealing with straight guys who wear jeans and simple pattern shirts? Get a gay best friend, who always knows how to impress you with fascinating attire! They are also critical of your looks and will tell you how to dress nicely. Unlike your boyfriend, who -- when you ask them how you look today -- just replies "nice" or "cute." Gay best friends give you practical suggestions on how to be stylish and sexy!

2. They give you a free drama show.

Strongly connected to the arts, gay friends are more artistic and creative. On the other hand, because they are neat, they will criticize the people and things in your life, in an ironic way! Sometimes they might exaggerate, but I mean that's drama, isn't it?

3. They like gossip.

I could talk about boys and relationships with my best friends for hours and not repeat the same content. Also, gay people like sharing fun stories and making jokes. Gay best friends help you to satisfy your huge daily demand of gossips without ever getting bored!

4. They love shopping like you do!

Not every gay guy likes shopping, but most of them would like to go to the mall and pick up clothes.

5. They are always supportive.

They always see the best part of you and comfort you when you are blue. Gay best friends are not afraid of push you to become better -- they always have your back!

6. They give you dating advice!

Some gay guys have the super power of reading guys' minds. They have a systematic love theory and experience of dating. So, never hesitate to ask them for advice!

7. They separate straight guys for you!

The most magical thing about your gay best friend is his gaydar. They can distinguish between other gay guys and straight guys just by looking at them. So when you are not sure if the cute boy in front of you is straight, just ask your gay best friend. They can stop you from crushing on those you shouldn't.

8. They are the boys who never break your heart.

Are there boys who never hurt girls' hearts? Yes, there are! Gay best friends never play with your feelings to hurt you. Instead, they are more understanding and they always give you a shoulder to lean or cry on.

9. They are, generally, cute and handsome.

Because gay guys care more about their looks, they look more neat and stylish. Also, when rejecting a guy you don't like, a gay best friend would be your best choice for a fake boyfriend!

Are you convinced? Get your own gay best friend, now!

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