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9 Products Only Women Can Buy

"I guess a woman really can have it all..."

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Feminist have been fighting for women's rights for decades and centuries. Women can vote, go to college, have a family and work if she chooses to. I guess a woman can really have it all in this day and age and to prove it, here are nine products that women have been fighting for so long and can finally have.

1. Pens

Tired of writing with man’s pen? Don’t worry because, Bic has the perfect pens for every woman. They're perfect to use the next time a male co-worker interrupts you due to man-splaining and you can just write down whatever you were going to say with a pen made just for you!

(These pens are perfect for writing down recipes and to-do lists of chores around the house also).

2. Office Supplies

If your husband even allows you to work, all these pretty office supplies can distract you from the fact that you might not be getting paid as much as your male co-worker because you’re a woman.

(Make sure you have a man check your math on his manly calculator because women don't know how to use calculators properly).

3. Earplugs

These earplugs are especially designed for women so I'm assuming they must block out catcalls women are so tired of hearing. Not only do they drown out catcalls, but they also make you look pretty — your number one, most important job as a women can now be accomplished when you sleep!


4. Tape

Finally, we can just tape up the gender gap in pay, education, STEM, sports, politics, business, and Hollywood to fix it.

5. Tool Kits

When you can’t find a man to do your housework you can have buy a toolkit designed just for women. Don’t worry, it comes in every woman’s favorite color, pink, obviously.


6. Lighters

Men and women obviously can’t use the same lighters and now, thanks to Bic (again) they no longer have to.

7. Fake Mustaches

Ever wore a fake mustache and was confused for a man? Never again will anybody make that mistake with these pink mustaches!

8. Goldfish

Forget about stopping domestic violence and rape culture, THIS is what women really want, their own goldfish snack.


9. Laxatives

I don't know about you, but I'm certainly happy that I no longer have to take the same laxatives as men. They're way too powerful and strong for my sensitive, feminine stomach.

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