Ah, Halloween. Everyone loves you, but everyone hates coming up with good, witty costumes.
Lucky for y'all, I've done some of the hard work for you.
1. Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton
Everyone loves an easy costume that is still hilarious, and dressing up like your favorite/least favorite politician is the perfect way to accomplish both. Break out either your suit, combover, and offensive language or your pantsuit and *accidentally* deleted emails and you're good to go!
2. Back to the Future
Just this week, Marty McFly made it from Back to the Future II. Grab your nearest self tying Nikes, puffer vest, and hoverboard for the perfect costume.
3. Netflix & Chill
This one is ridiculously easy: wear a cardboard sign that has the Netflix logo on it. Our generation kills me sometimes
4. Wofford Squirrels
Wear brown and attack/terrify everyone. Bonus points for hitting students with acorns.
5. Campo
Zip around in your golfcart looking for apartments to bust or girls to take back to dorms so they are safe!! Don't forget your walkie talkie and your violation tickets! (Officer Dwayne is my personal favorite)
6. The Cool Mom
You see them zipping around Sparkle City in their Pure Barre stickered Suburbans, sipping on their green juice from Health in Hand or at Fresh Market. This one's a no-brainer.
7. Kayne 2020
No explanation needed.
8. Snapchat Face Lens
Whether it's the rainbow vomit face, the mouse face, or the scary face, getting creative with the face paint is bound to look amazing if you emulate one of these.
9. Finals Week
This one's a killer (literally). Dress like the grim reaper.
Also, two amazing costumes at Mr. Wofford this year were the Zach's ladies (WE LOVE Y'ALL!), and Hit the Quan. No matter what you choose, you can't go wrong!































