1. Can I pick my roommate?
2. Where is my dorm?
3. What's the best dorm?
4. Is Wi-Fi free?
5. Do they give us a TV or do I have to bring one?
6. If I buy twin sheets, are they going to fit on my bed?
7. Ew, is this food edible?
8. Is there anything fun to do?
9. How do I join a sorority?
10. Am I going to get hazed?
11. If I have three beers, will I be OK?
12. Can we have visitors?
13. Can I eat your Easy Mac?
14. How long do I microwave this?
15. Can I borrow this?
16. Why do I have to change my password AGAIN?!
17. Are the plows always this loud?
18. Why is everyone screaming? I’m just trying to find orientation.
19. Am I supposed to clean this bathroom myself?
20. Where are the parties?
21. Will bars let me in if I'm not 21?
22. Can I bring a pet fish?
23. Oh, so I can't light a candle?
24. Where can I get edible food?
25. Do they really think I'll survive eating just salads?
26. PLEASE tell me, do they deliver?
27. Do we get snow days?
28. If the shuttles aren’t running, can I get an Uber?
29. Domino's, anyone?
30. I don’t get it. Where is my class? What building? How do I get there?
31. Am I supposed to get dressed for class?
32. Does everyone wear workout clothes?
33. Where is the gym anyway?
34. No, I've never been on a date with Arnie … who is he?
35. Are you going to bring a fridge or am I going to?
36. Are we gonna share food? Because I don’t think I can do that.
37. 8 a.m. classes won’t be that bad … right?
38. Why are books so expensive?
39. What if I don’t like my roommates?
40. Should I get headphones?
41. Can I have a car on campus?
42. Why can’t I have a car on campus?
43. Yeah, I’m a freshman. Why can’t I have a car on campus though? I know how to drive.
44. Are all professors this monotone?
45. What is QU 101?
46. Can I go home?
47. Can it be Friday?
48. Can it be Thursday?
49. When do we go to the club?
50. Are they a good frat?
51. What is the best sorority?
52. Is she “loose”?
53. Anyone else majoring in health sciences?
54. Anyone else excited to turn up?
55. Did anyone find my QCard?
56. Anyone joining a club team?
57. Which club team?
58. Can we have string lights in our room?
59. Can we use extension cords?
60. How do I change my major?
61. What’s welcome week?
62. How do I find out the books I need?
63. Is this really a No. 2 party school?
64. Where can I eat out late?
65. Anyone else not have their books yet?
66. What do I need for orientation?
67. Anyone finish that Alcohol EDU test?
68. Do we have a pool?
69. When does hockey start?
70. What is my mailing address?
71. How do I register for classes?
72. Can I switch out of my classes?
73. How many days till we move in?
74. What is the Wi-Fi password?
75. Are you in my biology class?
76. How do I get my email on my phone?
77. Who’s going to the August orientation?
78. Do you guys want to plan a meet-up?
79. I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. Should I be in pain?
80. Whose parents ratted on my party?
81. Am I the only one who didn’t do the summer assignment?
82. Does anyone bowl?
83. How much is laundry?
84. Do I do my own laundry?
85. When is move-in?!?!
86. Is it too early to count the minutes?
87. Aren’t these red solo cups great?! #college
88. Where do I sign up?
89. How does MyQ work?





















