Tinder: the app everyone loves to hate. Or hates to love. If you're anything like me, I've downloaded, deleted, and redownloaded Tinder at least 5 times. Here are some questions to really know your new match.

1. Do you think all these people actually like wine or they're just trying to fit in?

2. Would anything happen to my hair if I conditioned before I shampoo?

3. Why do people buy bottled soda at 7-Eleven for $2+ when a Big Gulp is 99 cents?

4. Why is every 7-Eleven parking lot so terrible?

5. Why are cops always at 7-Eleven?

6. What dip do you use for your fries?

7. What's the best Girl Scout cookie?

8. What's you go-to karaoke song?

9. Why isn't "campi" the plural form of "campus?"

10. Creamy or chunky peanut butter?

11. Do you think gluten-intolerant people are sick of other people going on gluten-free diets?

12. Why is coffee a "cup of Joe?"

13. Who is Joe?

14. How does he take his coffee?

15. What dressing do you use for your salad?

16. How do I stop saying "hella" ironically?

17. Do bears actually like honey?

18. Why is quicksand always in cartoons but the probability of actually encountering it is quite low?

19. Is it still perjury if a non-Christian swears on the Bible?

20. What is blue raspberry?

21. Did the creator of watermelon or cherry flavored candy ever taste either fruit?

22. Pancakes, flapjacks, or hotcakes?

23. How many spellings of Caitlin/Kaitlin/Caitlyn/Kaitlyn/Catelyn/Katelyn do we really need?

24. Why is Donald Trump's toupee so bad when he can easily afford something better?

25. Isn't it just a little sick there's a meme dedicated to a dead gorilla?

26. Why do pumpkin flavored things never actually taste like pumpkin?

27. Why was George Lucas ok with Luke and Leia kissing?

28. Why is it called a pizza "pie?"

29. Do countries with different alphabets than us eat alphabet soup?

30. Is oatmeal soup?

31. Will we be punished for our sins?

32. Why do cargo shorts have so many pockets?

33. Does anyone really need that much pocket space?

34. Why do women's clothing makers not think women need pockets?

35. Is it a conspiracy so women buy purses?

36. Why is a bag meant to hold various items considered feminine?

37. Do you think Spiderman was lowkey peeved that his identity is based off a gross animal?

38. What about The Tick?

39. Batman?

40. Why does everyone love Mickey Mouse if mice are usually hated?

41. Why a mouse?

42. Do you think Jerry is annoyed that his name comes after Ben's?

43. How did the women in Sex and the City have great bodies when they downed cosmopolitans and takeout like it was an Olympic sport?

44. Why is the lion considered to be king of the jungle when it doesn't live in a jungle?

45. Why does no one care that Belle fell in love with an animal?

46. Was Ariel just supposed to be mute her whole life if Prince Eric fell in love with her?

47. What are Drake's feelings about Degrassi?

48. How does Netflix feel about the phrase "Netflix and chill?"

49. What does a room with mirror walls, floors, and ceiling look like?

50. Why is everyone obsessed with red velvet when it's just chocolate with food coloring?

51. Why is it called a "hamburger" when it's made out of beef, not pork?

52. Is a hamburger a sandwich?

53. What's the point of the extra piece of bread in a Big Mac?

54. Is bread supposed to be refrigerated?

55. Why does "fridge" have a d but not "refrigerator?"

56. Why is "i before e except after c" a rule when it is rarely practiced in reality?

57. Are potatoes and corn considered vegetables or grains?

58. Are we alone in the universe?

59. If vanilla beans are black, how is vanilla ice cream white?

60. Why do people condescendingly call tea "leaf juice" when coffee is bean juice?

61. Why do people think they are superior for drinking tea?

62. Or drinking their coffee black?

63. Why do so many guys have pictures of themselves holding fish on their Tinder profile?

64. Why are there like 30 names for a mountain lion/puma/cougar/painter/catamount?

65. Are buffaloes and bisons the same thing?

66. Are koalas bears?

67. Why is there a type of frog called the "mountain chicken?"

68. Why is the name for sweetbreads so misleading?

69. And rocky mountain oysters?

70. Do people actually live in Montana?

71. Why is "k" read as being so passive aggressive?

72. Why are there special names for dried plums and grapes but not other fruit?

73. Isn't it just a little weird we snack on plant ovaries?

74. Why is "Dick" short for "Richard?"

75. Are the other cast member of Zoey 101 peeved that Jamie Lynn Spears's pregnancy ruined something good they had going?

76. What's with Kris Jenner's obsession with names that start with "K?"

77. Why is Robert Kardashian left out?

78. What is the proper way to pronounce "gyro?"

79. Why did the chicken cross the road?

80. Are you ready for marriage?