It never fails. You can't log onto social media or even walk into a grocery store without seeing an eye-catching headline that unfortunately draws you into the Kardashians. “Kourtney and Justin Bieber seen together!” “Kim and Kanye welcome a son.” “Lamar on life support.” All of these headlines we have seen, and about 95 percent of us don’t care at all. The world is, for some reason, consumed by this ridiculous family and idolizes them. What are they even famous for? With the exception of Kanye and his fabulous “rap” career. Sure, the Kardashians have a clothing line—I didn’t know it made them incredible people to sell a skirt for $400. They write books…What could they possibly publish that we have not read or seen leaked over the Internet? These are not people to be looking up to—it all started with a sex tape. Here are some valid reasons as to why they are ridiculous.
1. They don’t have any actual talent.
For example, Kim Kardashian’s song released in 2011, "Jam," is a deathly sound to the eardrums. There is a clear reason as to why that was the only single she ever got produced.
2. Their aspirations come from their asses.
This one is pretty self-explanatory—you know, just pull up their Instagram accounts. They would be much more respected from the public eye if they actually did something meaningful with their fame, and money. I may be unaware if they do, but they should really donate and be involved with numerous organizations that are in need of donation and help.
3.Their poor children.
If my name was “North West” or “Saint West,” I’d be pissed. Come on people! Think about your children when they get to school, kids are mean and don't take feelings into consideration when making fun of each other. Also how is North or Saint going to sound when they're 40?
4. Lack of privacy.
Maybe they like all of the attention, but everyone likes their privacy. Going out to lunch for them is a huge photo shoot—why is that necessary? I understand that they cannot control the massive paparazzi that always finds them, but some private matters that they decide the world should know or see, is beyond me.
5. They ordered a placenta offline to eat it.
This makes me want to projectile vomit…I didn’t even know you could buy those.
6. Scott Disick
I will admit he is funny and has some good moments, but is he ever sober? His occupation is hosting parties... Wow, wish I could play all day like that.
7. Rob Kardashian marrying Tyga’s baby mamma, but Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner?
Blac Chyna & Tyga have a 3 year old son together... then they split and both began relationships with Kardashians.. Weird.
8. Ridiculous enough for me to write about it.
I was really struggling this week, so thanks Kardashians, you benefited someone!
