A little while ago, in his VMA rant/award acceptance speech, Kanye announced that he will be running for president in 2020. However, with the hilarity that is the current presidential race, I thought, "Why can’t Kanye just run four years early." If you don’t believe that he would make a good president or, at least, a better one than any of these candidates, let me convince you.
1. Everyone would get free Yeezys.
OK, let's start off with the fact that Kanye has promised free pairs of Yeezy Boosts to everyone if he is elected president. I mean, that would probably solve any problems with the economy. Actually, it wouldn’t. Stop harassing me, it wouldn’t hurt to get a pair of $2,000 shoes for free.
2. All issues would be solved over Twitter.
Who wouldn’t love seeing Kanye and ISIS go at it via twitter. ISIS would probably back down because of embarrassment. #ISISWearsCoolPants
3. Kanye West would be the first president who could veto himself.
Readers right now are probably asking, “How can he veto himself?” Well, that's just what you can do when you are president, vice president, and secretary of state.
4. "Keeping up with the Kardashians" would become the best show on TV.
5. We'd have a new National Anthem.
We would automatically have the best national anthem in the world. It would have a two-minute gospel intro. It would feature Jay Z and Travis Scott. It would be fully auto-tuned. It would use a few samples, including one from the original national anthem. It would be glorious.
6. All debates would be lit.
“Ayyy yo, imma let you finish...” Who wouldn’t love hearing that at every single debate? Kanye West would go up, say what he needed to say, give a little shrug, drop the mic, and be out. Or he can simply yell over them about them not having the answers. Either way, he would win every debate because no one would be able to respond before he left.
7. His State Of The Union Address would be inspirational.
While his debates would be short, or just repetitions of how he is a genius, his State Of The Union Addresses would be those year-long Kanye rants that we all know and love.
8. The White House would have a new name.
President West would probably rename the White House to the Black House because he's Kanye West.
