We all know that John Mayer has made his way though many women, but that doesn’t mean we don’t love him. The only problem I personally have with this gorgeous man is that he hasn’t ever come to my door asking to take me out. So, I’ve taken the time to compile a list of all the reasons John Mayer should date me.

1. Because I know all of his songs and I love his music.

I could probably serenade him; though he’d have to excuse my horrendous singing. But hey, not all of us can have an angelic voice like him.

2. Because I also enjoy a fun night out.

We can nurse our hangovers together John.

3. Because my appreciation of his fine behind knows no bounds.

All I'm saying is I wouldn’t mind a close up view of that booty in some leather pants.

4. Because only a real woman can truly appreciate a man who can play guitar.

And maybe, if I’m lucky, he’ll write a song written about me. Fingers crossed!

5. Because I also look ah-mazing in my glasses.

Dang we would look so smart standing side-by-side with our glasses on.

6. Because my body is a wonderland.

From my candy lips to my porcelain skin; John is welcome to explore anytime.

7. Because I'd forgive him for his stupid mouth.

John, there's nothing you could ever say that would make me love you less.

8. Because I'd free fall right into his arms.

And there'd be no need for gravity to keep me there.