Without a doubt, we have all seen Indian people. As one of the biggest rising populations in the world, you are bound to meet at least one uber-smart, curry smelling, math-loving desi anywhere on the streets. So why not be prepared and not make stupid mistakes while talking to the Indians ? Here are 8 questions that all Hindustanis are sick of answering.
1) Do you speak Indian?
For those who don't know, India actually has over 1,000 languages that are still used today. Each state has its own specific language, and some even have two or three that are used interchangeably. Each Indian is usually familiar with more than one language, so they can interact with other people from other parts of the country. Hindi is the national language, so it is the most common tongue spoken, and almost all Indians can at least understand a little bit of Hindi. But no, we don't speak Indian. So next time, maybe just ask, " What language do you speak? ". It could spare you a dirty look and a mini- lecture on the history of Indian languages.
2) Do you know yoga?
I could try, but I can't promise anything. Just because someone is from India, does not necessarily mean they know yoga like a pro. Maybe go search it up on youtube...
3) My friend is Indian, do you know her ?
We usually know every Indian in a 100-mile radius. But sometimes, we might not recognize a name or so, since it is impossible to know every one of the billions of Indians on the planet. So don't worry, if I recognize someone you are talking about who is Indian, I will definitely let you know.
4) No, you're not Asian
Alright, this one isn't a question, but the number of times I have heard someone say that to me is too many. Go find a map and look up India (hint: it's in Asia)
5) What tribe are you? Cherokee?
The number of times I have been asked that question is too many! The quickest way to determine if someone is Asian Indian or Native American is usually to look at them. If they look Indian, chances are, they probably don't belong to a Native American tribe.
6) Do you speak Hindu?
For the sake of all Indians, let me just clarify once more. Hindu is the religion, a.k.a Hinduism. Hindi is the language. Both are quite different.
7) Is Bollywood like Hollywood with Indian people?
Since this definition may be a little confusing, the difference between Hollywood and Bollywood is quite simple. Hollywood is the name of the American film industry and Bollywood is the name of the Indian film industry.
8) Will you cook me Indian food?
Actually, most Indians do not get tired of this question because, if you have never had Indian food, you are missing out in life. So, actually, yes, I will get some Indian food for you to blissfully devour.
This are just some of the many redundant questions that most Indians hear on a daily basis. However, if you really are curious about our wonderful culture, then don't hesitate to ask. One thing I can say about all Indians is that no matter how annoyed we might get by answering the same questions, it actually makes us proud to talk about the beautiful country that we are a part of, and would love to share it with you as well.
