The "American Horror Story" finale is here, and if you watched it, this is what you felt, frame to frame.
1. Eyeliner on fleek, Liz.
2. Holy sh*t, what just happened?!
3. Go back to Liz!
4. Pungent Odor? Bodies from a thousand souls. No, really.
5. Refreshed? I don’t think anyone can get those blood stain memories out.
6. “Kill me?” Don’t ask too loud.
7. You want to try a toilet? Really? How do you know the model name of a toilet like it's a car?
8. Welp, Sally’s here, y’all are dead.
9. Told you so.
10. Keep running, darling. Will Drake won’t help you.
11. Told you so.
12. Stop the killing, spare the carpet.
13. Ah sh*t, a family meeting. Let's do this!
Commerical Break!
14. Season 1, representing again!
15. Nothing like thinking about Real Estate Erotica.
16. “Stop killing guests?” Good luck with that.
17. Swedish fish? I will never eat that candy every again…
18. You’re dead and still a douche, Mr. Drake.
19. The maid is still salty...
20. "Foundess for poultry.” Ah James, I will miss your eloquence.
21. Well, that made me uncomfortable. Poor Sally.
22. Iris shoved you out of the window because you almost killed her son. Don't get too touchy.
23. Making other people as miserable as you? That obviously doesn’t work, Sally
24. Product Placement: technology fixes the worst crazy.
25. Well, delete your Tinder boys, and don’t swipe right for “Sally.”
26. A ghost gets more likes than I do.
27. Where one addiction ends, another begins.
28. There’s no way free Wi-Fi is that good.
29. “Woe is me” – Will Drake
30. Man-scarves are so last season. You haven’t been dead that long.
31. Liz is everyone’s type.
32. “Cut me open, and I bleed Dior.” Liz, you are my soul mate.
33. Look, everyone accepts Liz’s authority.
34. Ah snap! Bye, Felicia! You don't mess with Liz.
35. Dead never looked so good!
36. Dead is the new black.
37. Please bring back Tristan and Liz.
38. Ahhhhh! Murder House representing!
39. No Tristan? Something smells fishier than those Swedish fish.
40. OK, I needed Kleenex. Forgot the Kleenex. So happy for Donovan and Iris!
41. Ah, the miracle of birth.
42. Liz, please no cancer!
43. Awwww, everyone please hug Liz. I want to hug Liz. Please let me hug Liz.
44. I feel weird again. Awful music choice.
45. There's the Countess!
46. So no hard feelings for Liz killing her? I’m a little confused...
47. Gorgeous in life and in death. Liz, you are transcendent
48. Romeo and Juliet together again!
49. Be still, my heart!
50. Triz forever!
And another commercial break. I think I would see "Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies."
So proud of you Lady Gaga for winning an award, but don’t hit my Leo.
51. Fast forward!
52. Plowed by a ghost... Nice choice of wording...
53. There you are, Officer John... I was wondering how you were doing.
54. Ramona says "sh*t" in such an amazing way
55. Season 2 nostalgia engaged...
56. Did anyone else feel like they completely forget about the daughter, Scarlett? This has been so centered around Holden...
57. Thatcher’s School? Perhaps a future place for another season?
58. Don't go to Devil's Night, Billie Dean!
59. And she went to Devil's Night. Darling, you aren’t very smart…
60. Rock stars of the dead? Eye roll...
61. Billie isn't looking too hot. Get out now.
62. There is no God here. Really though. It’s called Devil’s Night for a reason.
63. Zodiac is still so charming.
64. Don't drink the absinthe!
65. And she drank it...
66. And she’s fangirling over March!
67. Maybe not fangirling...
68. Welcome to the snake pit, darling. What would you expect from America's most notorious killers?
69. Can I borrow some of Ramona's sassiness?
70. Rugrats all grown up. Except for Holden. Cause he's a child-vamp.
71. Had to get Gaga’s boobs in there one more time.
72. Yet another slave to the Countess.
73. Scarlett, you do know your dad killed a lot of people. Right? This is weirder than my family reunions...
Another commercial break. OK, I’ll go see "Zoolander 2." Happily!
74. Wait, no.
74. Please no.
74.5. This doesn't make sense.
10924789542. He closes his eyes and that's it?! Credit roll?!
-12343. I'm done with you "American Horror Story."
+14324. Until next season...
