1. Write think-pieces on how artificial intelligence as a dictator would be worse
2. Argue foreign nationals from Earth shouldn't have a say in our government, or visitation rights for that matter
3. Take up graphic design as a passionate propaganda illustrator
4. Infiltrate an underground resistance group to turn into the Secret Police
5. Spend your child's measly college savings of Elos on a sacrificial space lamb
6. Make a really cute dance everyone can do without mistake oh sweet Jesus please don't make a mistake
7. Carve a portrait of sweet Elon into the tallest rock face on Mars
If these tricks don't win Elon Musk's favor and mercy, nothing will!