1. Long cardigan.
This piece of clothing looks great on the model. WHile online shopping, you may think "Wow that's a cute outfit, I could rock that!" In reality, I have never seen a long cardigan that I didn't think was a robe. If it's too long, you're in danger of tripping. It also hides your cute outfit from behind and people may think you are seasonally challenged.
2. Tall gladiator sandals.
This one speaks for itself. Unless you are a Kardashian, let's go ahead and leave those on the shelf.
3. Adult jelly sandals.
My mom used to love dressing me in jelly sandals when I was a kid. They were a staple in my baby style, and they only caused problems when playground mulch got in them. Now, if I'm feeling nostalgic, I can go buy a pair for $10 at Forever21. Although something about them just looks way better on tiny feet.
4. Culottes.
These come in various guises: women's trousers, usually knee-length or calf-length, cut to resemble a skirt; an item of clothing commonly worn by gentlemen of the European upper-class from the late middle ages through the early 19th century; or gauchos, a.k.a., your worst middle school nightmare. Abort.
5. Overalls.
Overalls are questionable in the sense that not everyone can pull them off. You risk looking like a child or a farmer, so if you're going to purchase a pair, proceed with caution.
6. Printed pants.
These are dangerous territory. I personally could never pull them off without looking like I just popped out of That '70s Show. You cannot do anything sneaky or discreet in printed pants. If you trip up the death stairs, everyone will remember it was you. Just something to keep in mind.
7. Flower headbands.
Perfect for music festivals, summer concerts, and hippie themed parties. Not perfect for everyday life.
