For those of you who don't know what a "Horcrux" is, allow me to explain...

A Horcrux, in the wizarding world of Harry Potter, is an object in which a Dark wizard or witch has hidden a fragment of his or her soul for the purpose of attaining immortality. In the event that his or her earthly body would be destroyed, this Dark wizard or witch would continue to exist in a non-corporeal form due to the Horcrux.

For more context, the process for creating a Horcrux begins with deliberately committing murder, metaphysically damaging their soul. The damaged portion of the soul is, then, ripped from the murderer and implanted into an object or person of the Dark one's choosing.

In order for the Dark one to be fully destroyed, his earthly body as well as all Horcruxes in which he or she has implanted a part of his soul would have to be destroyed.

The last known committer of these heinous acts was Voldemort, who created seven Horcruxes; however, I would like to assert that Voldemort had a twin who also created seven of them (just look at the familial resemblance in my header photo).

For those of you who are feeling extra ambitious and/or want to try their hand at becoming the real world's Harry Potter, here are seven items that I'd consider looking for if you want to rid the world of evil...I mean, Donald Trump.

1. His First Wife's Wedding Ring

It's probably at the bottom of a body of water somewhere, so good luck finding it.

2. His Toupee

His toupee is like his personal version of Nagini. It goes everywhere he goes.

3. Megyn Kelly

Perhaps, that's why she always seems so bitchy. She has this looming darkness about her.

4. His Spray Tanner

This is a little speculative. It could also be a tanning bed or a really large orange marker.

5. The Crown for Miss Teen USA

Rest assured this wasn't the only "gift" to the girl who won the title...

6. Mexico

Do you genuinely think he wants to build the wall to decrease the amount of illegal immigrants coming into the United States? No. He wants to protect a part of his soul from decimation.

7. His Tax Returns

Where are the tax returns, Trump? Probably in Bellatrix's, I mean Melania's, vault. Or is it Michelle Obama's vault? I don't know.