Breasts, boobs, ta-tas, the girls, the twins, or any other names people will come up with, can come in all shapes and sizes; some are small some are large and some are artificial. Being bigger breasted myself, there is a curse within what most people call a blessing. Having big boobs is a huge struggle that most people, men and women, don't know unless they are within the same boat. Here are 6 things women with big boobs struggle with.
1. Clothing
No matter what you are shopping for, if it involves the girls, you will have to get a bigger size since you need to get the girls comfortably and securely in place. Forget button downs! You will either look like a slutty halloween costume of a teacher since the girls pull the buttons apart or you have to wear a tank top under them. But most times it does not matter what you are wearing, you will always be told to pull up the shirt or that the dress you are wearing is too tight. In reality it isn't too tight or that I need to keep pulling up my shirt, the boobs will always be the center of attention regardless of their location or my clothing's location. Short version, everything you wear is going to have some sort of sexual vibe.
Jackets are especially hard to find, they either don't close or they give you no shape whatsoever. Blazers are a no go if you want to wear it like a normal jacket and close it, but the boob pressure will cause it to open at random times.
Forget about strapless bras or dresses! You will look like a grandma who hasn't worn a real bra in decades, not flattering at all. Safest best is always going with straps even just the littlest of straps always helps!
2. Working out
Most people don't think about how hard it is to confine the girls into a tight, restricting, garment known as a sports bra. Every big boob women know how challenging it is to get them into a tiny little area without them popping out the top, the sides, or from the dreaded under-boob. Once the challenge of wrangling them is over, the next struggle begins, the actual workout. Now running is always a challenge no matter if people are around or not, running is always a struggle. Boobs have a mind of their own and move not together, but individually so when an impact workout is happening we either hold them using our forearms or just not run at all. It's all about balance, get hit in the face or find other ways.
3. Beach/Swimming
For women with big breasts finding a bathing suit top that fits, is supportive, and doesn't give you weird tan lines is honestly a magical moment that doesn't come around often. When those magical bathing suit do come along, we buy them in all the colors in the rainbow. Unless we are alone or don't care about flashing people, we'd do something crazy as wearing a strapless bathing suit to get rid of the tan lines. When this does happen, we will not move a muscle to avoid a wardrobe malfunction (pulling a Janet Jackson). Tanning is also a struggle. If our boobs aren't up we get an awkward tan line on our upper stomach, but if they are too high then an awkward tan line occurs on our chest. Plus tanning on our stomachs is not possible unless we are fine with squishing them and pulling through the pain. One upside, we have a built in life jacket!
4. Cleavage
This is sometimes called the abyss, the black hole, and/or the hiding place. When eating and something falls from the food, normally it would fall onto someone's shirt, but for BBs (Big Boobed) it goes straight to this lovely place. The worse part, we try to get it out of there subtly, but nothing can be subtly when it comes down to it since they are always out there. This is always an awkward situation especially when you are trying to impress or not look like a loser who misses their mouth.
This can also come in handy when you don't have any pockets, you fit your cell phone, money, credit cards, pepper spray, keys, anything you can fit in a clutch can be fit inside the cleavage.
5. Cars
Squeezing through cars to get into your car is impossible! we will either go the long way around or have to squish up to the car and hope that no one is inside of it to see this happening. Seat belts never really feel comfortable, they are either too high on the neck and start to rub or they are too low and don't stay place.
6. Pet Peeves
Not only do things happen that we wish we could change, but every big boob women have some sort of a pet peeve involving the topic of her boobs. It could be from women with small ta-tas saying "You are so lucky I wish I could have big boobs" or anything along those lines. Some of us did not choose this lifestyle we were given it, so you can gladly take the excess boob that i got going on.
When people comment on the size of my bra. You see them all day everyday how do you think i go out?! Of course my bra is going to be big to match my boob size duh! Or when people tell me my bra is showing, yes thank you for noticing i actually put on a bra today. You're welcome for my public service, now why don't you go tell the dude with his pants hanging around his ankles that his underwear is showing.
Overall everyone with boobs are not going to appreciate the situation they are in, they either want them bigger smaller or need to show them off. Women with every type of breast size are beautiful and shouldn't have to feel that they would be prettier if they had bigger boobs or smaller boobs. So, on this last note, women be proud of your ta-tas!
