In honor of the upcoming election, I thought it would be fitting to make a list of all the things I would rather do than vote for Hillary!

1. Always have a papercut.

2. Give up cheese forever.

3. Not eat at Thanksgiving.

4. Go back to high school.

5. Eat dirt.

6. Always have a pebble in my shoe.

7. Walk barefoot on hot asphalt.

8. Walk barefoot on glass.

9. Walk barefoot on legos.

10. Have my gums scraped.

11. Have my wisdom teeth taken out with no pain killers.

12. Watch "Marley and Me" without crying.

13. Stub my big toe.

14. Stub my pinky toe.

15. Forever feel like you have to sneeze but can't.

16. Give up pizza.

17. Never eat a cookie log again.

18. Get a speeding ticket.

19. Go to the DMV on a friday.

20. Have a migrane.

21. Always have a hang nail.

22. Have a cold.

23. Have the flu.

24. Always burn my mouth when biting into a hot pocket.

25. Drink pickle juice.

26. Walk behind someone slow.

27. Hit my elbow.

28. Drink sour milk.

29. Have an exam in every class.

30. Relive all my awkward moments.

31. Never have power do the Aux cord on long car rides.

32. Shave my head.

33. Drink bleach.

34. Never watch "Parks and Rec" (again).

35. Never watch "The Office" (again).

36. Take another math class.

37. Give up in general.

38. Give up coffee.

39. Get my food stuck in a vending machine.

40. Watch funny videos without laughing.

41. Never hold a cat again.

42. Die.

43. Have a misspelled tattoo.

44. Have 20 percent interest on my student loans.

45. Need to poop but can't find a bathroom.

46. Get a splinter.

47. Get stung by a bee.

48. Write an essay on the history of cheese.

49. Give up chicken nuggets.

50. Eat salad with no dressing.

51. Eat sardines.

52. Never eat the yummy frosted cookies again.

53. Never eat ice cream.

54. Vote for Donald Trump.