With the election in a week (yikes) and society constantly debating politics (double yikes), it's clear that everyone is very opinionated in how they feel about this election. All power to you, but there are a lot of things I'd rather do than spend my time arguing with someone - especially over this election. Here are 11 things I'd rather do than debate politics with you:
1. Clean
I hate cleaning. Sure, it's necessary, but it's probably last on my to-do list unless my roommates are annoyed or I'm having company. Those of us who enjoy orderly chaos hate cleaning, but I'd rather clean than debate Trump or Hillary with you.
2. Go Back To High School
I visited my high school over fall break and I don't hate it, but I've certainly moved on. College is a different atmosphere and I happen to enjoy it a lot. Do I want to go back to high school so that I can have someone tell me when to eat lunch, start school at 7:50AM, and be told that I can't wear a hat? No, I do not. I enjoy having one class on Thursdays, but thanks anyway.
3. Get Puked On
Baby, adult, drunk adult... no thank you.
4. Dive In The Snow In A Swimsuit
In Northern Indiana it's known to get at least -10 below with windchill. Why society thinks that doing this is a good idea, I have no clue. I'd rather be caught dead than do this, and I'd rather do this than debate politics with you - get it?
5. Get In A Fight With My Best Friend
I hate arguing, have I made that clear? I especially hate arguing with someone who is incredibly close to me and knows all of my secrets.
6. Eat Any Condiment Raw
Ketchup? No. Mayonnaise? Nah. Mustard? Never. BBQ Sauce? I only like it with my chicken.
7. Look Like Donald Trump
Self explanatory.
8. Look Like Hillary Clinton
Also self explanatory.
9. Get A Cavity Filled
One time, the dentist didn't numb me all of the way and started drilling into my tooth. That was pleasant. So is getting a cavity filled. However, it's still better than debating politics.
10. Cancel Christmas
It's Halloween and I'm already listening to Christmas music. Yes, I am one of those people. Elf? I can quote the entire thing. 25 Days of Christmas on ABC? I'm all about it. I love Christmas and if anyone ever cancelled Christmas I'd probably cry... a lot. Literally me every year:
11. Come Up With A List Of 11 Things I Hate Doing Because Everyone Wants To Debate Politics Nowadays
Go ahead and debate politics, but you must excuse me while I lay in bed watching Netflix. May the Force be with you on November 8th.