Campus transportation is not reliable at all, and who wants to pay for a ridiculously priced parking pass? Not me, so it looks like walking it is! At this point, I don't know what's worse; the class itself or walking there. During my morning stroll through campus, there are so many things that go through my mind...
1. Isn't the bus supposed to wait for me?
2. It's fine, Mr. Bus Driver, I will walk to class.
3. I can do this!
4. Am I out of breath?
5. Wait, where am I going?
6. When did this building get here?
7. Look at that freshman looking at the map.
8. Where's my class at?
9. Maybe I should check the map ...
10. No, I will not stoop down to that level.
11. I can do this!
12. Did I do my homework?
13. Gosh, I'm hungry.
14. Please walk faster, sir.
15. Oh, that's okay, you can run me over with your bike.
16. I really don't want to go to class.
17. What day is it?
18. I'm going to smile at this random person!
19. Oh, that's cool, don't smile back. I'm only hurt a little bit.
20. It's 2016, why isn't teleporting a thing yet?
21. HOLY CRAP, WALK FASTER, PEOPLE!
22. (Looks at Instagram) It's 7:30 in the morning, it's too early for a selfie, girlfriend.
23. Oh my gosh, that kid was in my freshman orientation class three years ago, I know him. I am going to wave!
24. He didn't wave back...
25. I am going to pretend like I was playing with my hair.
26. Gosh, I am awkward.
27. Ew, that vomit has been on the esplanade since homecoming.
28. If I drop out now, I'm sure mom and dad would let me move back in.
29. Why is this campus forever under construction?
30. Is it necessary to walk seven people deep?
31.I love her outfit and I look like a potato.
32. Look at that hunk!
33. Is my face getting red? Act casual.
34. Did I really just trip?
35. I think I'm lost.
36. I should have looked at the map.
37. No regrets, except last weekend. That doesn't count, though.
38. Wonderful, another crazed biker; my life just flashed before my eyes again.
39. Wait, he has pegs on his bike. Sir, can I get a ride?
40. Am I there yet?
41. Hey, there's the bus that I missed this morning.
42. Maybe if it 'accidentally' hits me, I won't have to go to class.
43. So many squirrels. Please get in my book bag.
44. I just tripped over my own feet. Hope no one saw that.
45. This is the longest walk of my life.
46. Is it lunch time yet?
47. Is it Thirsty Thursday yet?
48. Why are you wearing heels?
49. Seriously, I'm sweating walking to class?
50. Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, I made it!
51. You better hold the door open for me.
