1. Wow, it’s so warm outside!
2. Is it really 70 degrees or is my weather app messed up again?
3. *Opens door and sticks arm out*
4. Wow, it really is that warm outside!
5. OK, what am I going to wear?
6. I guess I will have to look in the back of my drawer for all of my t-shirts.
7. Should I wear a short-sleeve shirt and shorts?
8. I mean, after all, it is December.
9. But it’s so warm.
10. OK, so I’ll compromise with myself.
11. Short-sleeve shirt and leggings.
12. Ugh crap.
13. What shoes do I wear?
14. I haven’t even taken my Uggs out from storage this semester.
15. Can I wear flip-flops?
16. Or is that pushing it?
17. Ya know what, who cares? I’m going to wear whatever I please.
18. Boys wear shorts in December, so I’m going to wear flip-flops.
19. Ugh, but I haven’t painted my toes.
20. Or nails.
21. Or shaved my legs.
22. Good thing I decided to wear leggings.
23. OK, maybe I’ll wear sneakers.
24. And I’ll look like I just came from the gym.
25. But minus the sweat.
26. *Walks outside*
27. Wow, I might actually sweat.
28. Why is it so hot?
29. Maybe I should walk to class today instead of driving.
30. The walk is really far though.
31. I’ll just drive with the windows down.
32. That way, I’ll still get fresh air!
33. I hope we have class outside today.
34. I mean, what teacher wouldn’t take advantage of how nice it is outside?
35. *Stares longingly outside for 50 minutes*
36. Maybe I’ll sit outside of Starbucks and study because I’m studious.
37. Or maybe just lie in a hammock or something?
38. Ooh we could go to the beach!
39. Ugh, I keep forgetting that it’s December.
40. If it’s this warm, Rita’s should be open too.
41. Why is Rita’s not open year round?
42. If the weather stays like this until Christmas we could grill the ham.
43. It would be like Christmas in July!
44. Except it’s December.
45. I guess we probably won’t have a white Christmas this season.
46. I wonder if I’ll be able to wear winter clothes this semester?
47. I hope so, because I’m starting to run out of summer clothes.
48. At least it will be warm while the family puts up Christmas lights.
49. But I want to be able to wear fuzzy socks and drink hot chocolate without feeling weird.
50. Is it ever going to feel like winter?
