" Finals Week- n.The worst week of a college student's life. Finals week involves pulling an all-nighter to reverse the months of slacking that have killed their grades. Finals week involves a lot of stress and very little sleep, the college student will be on edge the entire time"- Urban Dictionary.
Wow, and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. Here are 50 (painfully better) things you'd rather do than study for finals:
1. Walk all the way to class to find out it was cancelled.
2. Drink too much at the pre-game and never make it to the party.
3. Get locked out of your room.
4. Go to office hours.
5. Gain the 'Freshman 15'.
6. Walk in on your roommate having sex.
7. Go to 8 am classes.
8. Lose your student ID.
9. Get denied at the bar.
10. Go to the library.
11. Stand on a rowdy bus.
12. Drag your laundry basket to the laundry room only to find out all the washer machines are taken.
13. Get your seat in class taken by another student.
14. Register for classes.
15. Lose your fake ID.
16. Walk to the dining hall to find they're all out of French fries.
17. Purchase textbooks.
18. Get arrested for public urination.
19. Throw up in a cab and pay a fine.
20. Show up to a frat party dressed in the wrong theme.
21. Be in the shower when the fire alarm goes off.
22. Get written up for having a candle in your room.
23. Go to a floor meeting.
24. Fill out FASFA.
25. Walk past the stranger you hooked up with last night.
26. Go to a campus event that doesn't involve free food.
27. See one of your professors in town.
28. Get stuck standing next to a couple making out at the bar.
29. Check your bank account.
30. Get sexiled.
31. Never touch the $150 textbook you bought all semester.
32. Get called on in class when your hand isn't raised.
33. Take Gen-Ed classes.
34. Sell all your textbooks for $7.
35. Get your mid-semester bill.
36. Listen to your roommate's sh*tty music.
37. Go to the Academic Advisement Office.
38. Get placed in a forced triple room.
39. Wear jeans to class.
40. Write a single spaced paper.
41. Get a surprise visit from the fire marshall.
42. Lose your room key.
43. Get fined for having more than 20% of your wall covered.
44. Empty the overflowing garbage can in your room.
45. Realize you're out of shampoo once you're already in the shower.
46. Get a job in the dining hall.
47. Get your laundry taken out of the dryer and dumped on the floor.
48. Watch the bus pull away as you're walking to the bus stop.
49. Run out of hot water in the shower.
50. Literally ANYTHING that includes not studying for finals.
