When the final two candidates for the next election period were announced, my reaction was something along the lines of “Well… there is no way on God’s green Earth that I am voting for Hillary.” I would've had the same reaction if Bernie was the Democratic candidate. A millennial not voting for Bernie? I know, I know. How about we just move on. Fortunately, we live in a country where we are blessed enough to chose who we want to vote for; however, I decided that if Hillary was the only candidate that I could vote for, these are the things that I would rather do in place of giving her a vote.

1. Not vote.
2. Step on Legos.
3. Watch grass grow.
4. Tattoo the whites of my eyes.
5. Brush my teeth with toilet water.
6. Eat a brick.
7. Re-watch "Gone with the Wind."
8. Give up cheese.
9. Lick the floor of a gas station.
10. Shave my eyebrows.
11. Watch paint dry.
12. Read the Huffington Post every morning.
13. Walk on broken glass.
14. Superglue my lips together
15. Be handcuffed for the rest of my life.
16. Go to the dentist.
17. Brush my teeth and then drink orange juice every day for the rest of my life.
18. Go to Wal-Mart on Black Friday.
19. Go to Target on Black Friday.
20. Go back to high school.
21. Delete all of my social media.
22. Give up my iPhone and MacBook for the rest of my life.
23. Re-elect Obama.
24. Major in Art History.
25. Get a stranger’s face tattooed on my forehead.
26. Use sandpaper as toilet paper.
27. Jump out of an airplane with no parachute.
28. Walk on a bed of nails.
29. Stick my hand in a jar full of spiders.
30. Shave my head.
31. Slam my finger in a door.
32. Pull out my eyelashes with tweezers.
33. Pour salt into an open wound.
34. Get a perm.
35. Light myself on fire.
36. Give up Wi-Fi.
37. Marry a complete stranger.
38. Stand in line at the DMV.
39. Shoot myself in the foot.
40. Never be able to pet a dog again.
41. Be forced to chew with my mouth open.
42. Go to a boot camp ran by a Navy Seal.
43. Drink spoiled milk.
44. Poke my eye with a mascara wand every time I applied mascara.
45. Use Bing instead of Google.
46. Drink tap water from California.
47. Have to take public transportation everywhere I go.
48. Write in any other criminal.
49. Delete all of my most important emails.
50. Vote for Trump.

Sure, some of these options are pretty out there, but what it comes down to is I don’t want to give my vote to someone who should be considered a criminal. I am not saying that Trump is someone I want to vote for, but he is sure better than Hillary in my mind.

Last thing: If you don’t vote, you don’t have the right to complain because you did nothing to try and change the outcome of the election. Even voting for a third party candidate is still better than not voting at all.