1. Jamie Dornan is our perfect Christian Grey.
2. The book series is horribly addicting, but you love it.
3. Take your special someone and heat up the night.
4. This trailer is everything.
5. Beyonce's slow, sexy remake of "Crazy in Love."
6. He's British.
7. Go with a BFF and swoon over Mr. Grey.
8. Even Oprah loves the book series:
"I know Rita Ora and I know Fifty Shades of Grey -- and I just can't wait for the movie. I've read the book and I just hope the movie is filthier than the book. Less talking, more action!" Oprah
9. Dakota Johnson is Anastasia.
10. Great way to subtly give your man some bedroom tips.
11. "Earned It" by The Weeknd is so good.
12. Use it to take your mind off the fact that you're single.
13. Mmm, that gaze.
14. Rita Ora is playing Mia Grey -- oh, yes!
15. The book series sold out more than "Harry Potter."
16. It's a valid reason to order some of the official movie toys.
17. Perfect first date for the guy or girl you're crushing on.
18. Just look at this man in a suit.
19. It's an excuse to get the large tub of popcorn.
20. And to get some inspiration for your love life.
21. "Love Me Like You Do" by Ellie Goulding is incredible.
22. It gives you a chance to fantasize about your perfect Christian Grey.
23. You're single, lonely, and trying to live vicariously through Ana, I mean, let's be honest.
24. It's less expensive than going to an over-priced dinner.
25. Ellen's parody trailer is hilarious.
26. Watch someone else get action because you're not getting any.
27. His accent makes you melt.
28. It's serious motivation to get a corporate office job.
29. ... in Seattle...
30. ... with a hot boss...
31. ... who looks like Christian Grey.
32. Ugh!
33. It's an excuse to read the book series a second, or third time.
34. Show your guy where he's slacking in the boyfriend department.
35. Max Martini is exactly how you pictured Jason, Christian's bodyguard.
36. Watch some steamy love scenes without getting a virus on your computer.
37. Your girl doesn't want flowers, she really wants whips.
38. Guys, you know you're slightly interested in seeing what the hype's about.
39. Really, though, she's gorgeous.
40. Every song on this soundtrack is going to be mind-blowing.
41. They're awkward just like us.
42. Trying to introduce your girl to S&M?
43. Old people are super excited about it.
44. He is a Calvin Klein model. Need I say more?
45. Less awkward than trying to make small talk on a real date.
46. This is just so wrong, but it's so right.
47. You know you've been anticipating this since the books came out.
48. You desperately want their relationship to be real.
49. Pre-order your tickets, because you know you're not going to get asked out, anyways. Click Here!
50. It's Fifth Shades of Grey.
