50 Things You Say When You Live in a House Full of Girls
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50 Things You Say When You Live in a House Full of Girls

Girls, girls, girls.

50 Things You Say When You Live in a House Full of Girls
Tara Lynne Gaffney

I have been blessed this year to be living in a house full of not two, not three, not four, but 10 girls. That's right, we have enough estrogen up in here to call ourselves a brothel in some states. It's been an honor and a blessing to be able to say all of these ridiculous things to the only people that would care, my housemates.

“Are you going out tonight?”

“Can I come?”

“Does this top make me look cool and trendy?”

“Please don’t go to class.”

“Can you take a picture of me?”

“Please come to the library with me.”

“Is this Instagram worthy? Will you like it?”

“Which filter should I use?”

“Can we please order food?”

“Don’t let me eat after 9 p.m.”

“Who’s in the shower?”

“Can everyone please be quiet?”

“Can you drive me to class?”

“How’s my contour?”

“I don’t need to wear a bra with this, right?”

“Everyone home better be in the living room by 8:00 p.m. or I’m watching The Bachelor alone.”

“I think we should make a music video.”

“Am I getting fat?”

“We should go to the gym.”

“Where is everyone?! Why isn’t anyone home?”

“Can someone let me in? I’m forgot my key!”

“Can we just call an Uber?”

“Can you straighten my hair?”

“Did I turn my straightener off?!”

“Did I blow out my candles?”

“Can I borrow that top?”

“Can I borrow those shoes?”

“Who here has a dress I can wear?”

“Who didn't do their dishes?”

“Should I text him back? What should I say?”

“Someone help me think of an Instagram caption.”

“We should have a "Grease" singalong!”

“Oh my god, did you see her snapchat?”

“Why is the wifi so slow?”

“Did we pay rent?”

“Should we have a party?”

“Who’s turn is it to take out the garbage?”

“We should get a house pet.”

“Why are you going home? Why can’t you stay here with us?”

“I missed you all day.”

“Can someone come to Walmart with me?”

“Can someone come to the dining hall with me?”

“Can whoever has laundry in the dryer change it please?”

“Who brought me home last night?”

“Everyone meet in the living room in ten minutes.”

“Will ______ be mad if I borrow their _____? No, right?”

“Who’s ice cream is this? Can I have some?”

“You guys are my best friends.”

“Make sure you say that when you make a speech at my wedding.”

“What are we going to do when we all have to move out?”

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