1. There is no wait for a machine at the RPAC

2. Nobody took your favorite trees on the Oval for hammocking

3. There is no line at the omelet station at Scott Traditions

4. You get off of the waitlist for a class required for your major

5. It actually feels like spring in April

6. Your Tide Pod didn’t stick to your clothes in the washer

7. You slept through your morning class but they didn’t take attendance

8. You made it through the school year without getting an underage at Bullwinkles

9. Your Tapingo order was actually ready when the application said it was

10. We beat Michigan

11. We beat Penn State

12. You do well enough on your midterms that you don’t have to take the final

13. There is a table open at Thompson

14. The walk sign is on to cross at Woodruff

15. The communal showers are finally cleaned after a rough weekend

16. Your professor is rated highly on Rate My Professors

17. Getting Sicilia’s after block

18. Not having a class scheduled during Beat the Clock

19. SEL has a table open in the talking room

20. We beat Michigan

21. You finish your homework due at 11:59 p.m. at 11:58 p.m.

22. Your 8 a.m. is canceled

23. Scott Traditions has white cheddar mac and cheese

24. The spray bottles of cleaner at the North Rec actually work

25. Nobody hands you a flyer on the Oval that you don’t care about

26. There are no protestors on the Oval

27. There is no line at Buckeye Donuts

28. You do extremely well on an exam that you thought you failed

29. The line for Chipotle is not out the door

30. We beat Michigan

31. You get a table right away at Sloopy’s

32. People immediately respond to your impromptu “O-H…” on game day

33. We raise $1.6 million For The Kids

34. Some student organization is handing out free donuts on campus without requiring your OSU email

35. An underclassman swipes you into Scott Traditions

36. The COTA doesn’t start driving away before you sit down

37. There are new support puppies on campus

38. Donatos is blasting music on game day

39. You manage to reserve a room at a library during finals

40. We beat Michigan

41. Your professor’s office hours are surprisingly not during another one of your classes

42. Getting free chips and salsa from Cazuela’s

43. You didn’t gain 15 pounds your freshman year

44. Someone actually holds the elevator for you instead of avoiding eye contact

45. Your Tapingo delivery person actually comes to your dorm and doesn’t make you meet them at a service lot

46. Campus wifi is actually working

47. The lima beans at dining halls aren’t frozen

48. You realize there is a Target being built on High Street

49. Your class is only curved up

50. We beat Michigan