1. Club Sandwiches from John St. Pierre's

We all know what it feels like when you're up late at night and you start craving a hot beef injection from John St. Pierre. Located in the heart of Norwood, PA right next to Smitty's Mattresses, John St. Pierre's has quickly become a Delco favorite.

2. Haircuts by Ronaldo

When the big date is coming up and you HAVE to look your best, you know the man for the job. Ronaldo has been giving the boys of Delco the freshest fades and the sweetest cornrows since he swam off the boat from Wuhania in 1978. With his sharp scissors and notoriously stinky breath Ronaldo's haircuts are well worth your $65.

3. Taste of Folcroft with Leonard (Fast Feet) Bailey

When life is really hammering your ass anyone from Delco will recommend a call to Leonard. Known for his quick temper and INSANELY fast feet, Leonard runs the Taste Of Folcroft touring company. He will drive you in his Reliable Robin to 3 of the best food stores in Folcroft while teaching you about the town's history and VERY high crime rate.

4. Mixed Drink Monday at Squire Smith's

Ugh, Mondays! We dread them, we hate them, but we push through them because we all know Squire Smith is looking out for us. Part-time spine surgeon and full-time ambassador of fun, Squire Smith knows a thing or two about fixing that spinal curvature while picking up a kicking buzz. If you can solve his riddles three you're in for the raunchiest Monday night BANGER of your life. Remember though, business casual!

5. Macdade Blvd. Square Dancing

It's that special night that only comes once a year. We Delconians take our square dancing very seriously and look forward to the one night where we show each other what we've spent all year working for. If you think you have what it takes you can enter into the competition and compete to take home the famous "Delco Dish"; the trophy handed out to the winner every year. Just keep an eye on Fast Feet Bailey, who won last year and the seventeen years prior.