A night out with your friends in college is always an adventure. Always.

Stage 1 - The Pregame

The night is young. You gather with all your friends in someone's room, anxiously waiting to see what the night will hold. This probably includes loud music, pictures, and a bag of wine.

Stage 2 - Tipsy

You're ready to party. It's time to make your way to a second pregame, call a shuttle driver, or embark on your journey to the lodges.

Stage 3 - "Get on my level" drunk

You're having the best time of your life. This stage may include dancing on elevated surfaces, keg stands, endless games of pong and flip cup, and shotgunning beers. Basically, you don't have a care in the world. Your sober friend probably starts trying to round up the group to make your way back home.

Stage 4 - "I NEED FOOD"

It's definitely time to leave. If you're lucky you can get a shuttle driver to take you to cookout. If that doesn't work out, you're ordering pizza or Jimmy John's.

Stage 5 - *Cries*

Someone will cry. Someone always cries. The rest of the group will do their best to keep them emotionally stable until they fall asleep.