1. You check the Cartwheel app more frequently than you check your texts.
The biggest reason you check your Cartwheel app more often is probably because you know, no one texting you. Luckily when your inbox is as dry as a desert, Target is constantly adding more sweet deals to their app for you to save money.
2. Nearly everything you own is from Target.
3. Walking through the doors of Target sparks an overwhelming sense of love.
Remember Dory’s monologue from Finding Nemo where she says “When I look at you, I’m home”? When Target is your main squeeze, simply walking through the doors has the ability to make you feel like you’re finally where you belong.
4. You go on more Target runs than you do dates.
Let’s be honest. Are dates honestly that fun? Dates, especially first ones, can be awkward and uncomfortable. Other times, going out on a date can be a big ole waste of time and a disappointment. Target runs are always fun, even if you don’t buy anything (which is unlikely).
5. You simply cannot imagine shopping anywhere else.
When you do your shopping at Target, other stores just don’t compare. In fact, you don’t even consider going to another store because when you love something you don’t cheat on it, am I right or am I right? Once a Target shopper, always a Target shopper.
