These days, there is a lot of pressure on women to have the perfect body, to be healthy, but to also love yourself for who you are. Sometimes it’s hard to love yourself when all you see is women being praised for having a large bust, a slim waist, and a perfectly plum rear. They say love yourself, but then tell everyone to look a certain way, and if you don't there is something wrong with you.
You need to love yourself in order to be truly happy, so as a young women who is flatter than Illinois, I have learned to love the goods God gave me, or lack there of. I know the size of your over priced bra might affect how you view yourself or your life, so here are 5 reasons why you should love your little girls, because they deserve love too.
1. Safe Speed Bumps.
Small boobs are safer for your body in so many ways. There is virtually no back pain or constant pressure. No bra strap indents, and no painful/annoying movements such as the inevitable bounce when running, exercising or even walking. There are some other awesome health benefits too, for example, its easier to notice cancerous lumps in small breasts because there is less fatty tissue hiding them. Also small boobs= less sagging when we get older.
2. Non-Knocking Knockers.
One of the benefits of small boobs is not having them be in the way of important human activities such as, hugs, laying on your stomach, playing hide and go seek, fitting in the safety bars on roller coasters, doing push ups, and participating in victorious chest bumps. Next time you're stressing about your little muchachas, think about the struggles other women have to deal with.
3. Clothing For Your Racks.
The types of shirts you can wear are pretty much endless. I mean, too much cleavage is not really a thing when you straight up don’t have any! There are shirts that can emphasize the bust you do have, but you can also pull of shirts that are meant to lay flatter or be worn without a bra. How convenient, considering many clothing brands forget not every woman has a flat chest. Take advantage of it.
4. Over The Shoulder Pebble Holder?
Boobs aren’t growing? No problem! Keep wearing those sports bras from 8th grade. If they still fit, and are in useable condition then don’t be ashamed! Just know that you are saving some money and utilizing what you have. When you think about it, bras are a piece of clothing from hell and we don't want to wear them all the time. Well, when you aren't feeling it, don't wear one! Put on a big t-shirt, or a sweatshirt, or even a camisole, and no one will be able to tell. Trust me, I’ve been in Walmart more times without a bra than I have with one.
5. My Milkshakes Bring No Boys To The Yard.
Don’t you hate it when boys stare at your boobs instead of looking into your eyes?! Oh wait, there is nothing for him to see! Ladies, this is a blessing because once a guy realizes that there are no Double D’s to distract him form your lovely personality, holding a conversation becomes a lot easier! And if a guy doesn't want to get to know you for the sole reason that his chest is more defined than yours, then clearly his shallow, low life existence wasn’t meant to be a part of your spectacular life.
With all of this in mind, I choose to slay, regardless of how long I have been or will be a member of the IBTC. If you are a women with a popping bust, hey you are loved too! I personally can not relate, but just know I used to envy you. Now instead of striving to have your voluptuous top shelf, I am striving to have the beautiful confidence I know many of you have! We as women should, and deserve to be comfortable and satisfied with the boobs we didn’t ask for.
In the end, there are so many more important characteristics to love about yourself, so go focus on those instead of the way this back and forth society says you should look.
Stay perky my friends!
