I write this article sarcastically while dramatically knocking on wood. I don't believe Trump will become president, and if he does win the nomination, I think that someone will finally step up and do something.

But, even with my gut telling me that he won't win, and that he won't be the person to ruin this country, it doesn't stop me from worrying. So, because it makes me shiver to think that a man who is so innately stupid could make it this far in the elections, I decide instead to come up with the most ultimate of backup plans: A five-country tour to avoid the day that Trump takes office.

I am never an advocate for running away from my problems, but when Trump's combover and smug expression are plastered over every TV in America, it has left me daydreaming of faraway places. Places that aren't at all affected by the words of an immature billionaire (even though, let's face it, everyone will be affected if he wins).

So to stop my wandering mind from thinking about the turmoil our nation may soon find itself in, I instead plan out the trip of a lifetime. A trip to get inspired by what other countries are doing right: some countries that "the greatest country on Earth" may, in fact, learn a lesson from.

1. Switzerland

Switzerland is first on the list because a study found them to be the happiest people on the planet. If there is something that America needs, its a little more happiness. Let's stop being seen as those angry people that want to build walls and kick people out, but instead be the inviting and happy people that we know we can be. Happiness isn't just a nice face, or a kind gesture, but it is the act of feeling carefree and content. Wouldn't you like that sensation a little more often? We're coming for you, Switzerland; get the chocolate and the slopes ready.

2. Canada

Canada made the list not only because they're right next door, but also because of their all-around nice nature. I'm over the whole "bad boy" thing. I want a country that isn't afraid to just be a "nice guy." They are there with a helping hand, and free healthcare, which would be a nice change. Plus, you can't beat that quirky accent being behind every "hello" and "how are you?" But I would move fast on this one, because last I heard their immigration site crashed from all the recent traffic..

3. United Kingdom

Anywhere in the United Kingdom shows a lot of promise. The place is just filled with history that dates back way beyond America. Another amazing aspect is that it is the center hub of European travel. What better way to get your mind off the demise of our country then jet-setting around Europe? I'm all for some fish and chips, gawking at the royal family, and trying to make the royal guards laugh. Basically I want to be Amanda Bynes in "What a Girl Wants," and why shouldn't I make that dream come true?

4. Australia

Kangaroos, wombats, and Australian accents. Need I say more? From the knowledge I gained from Mary Kate and Ashley's "Our Lips Are Sealed" movie, I know that Australia is kind of the place to be. But don't try the Vegemite. Trust me.

5. Greece

This may be the least thought out country on my list, the decision being mainly based on the fact that I want to meet my own Costas like the one in the "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," but also because you cannot think of a better tropical destination than the Grecian Islands. The whitewashed houses and blue roofs of Santorini, the beaches of Mykonos, and the bustling and beautiful Crete. There is nothing like the orange hues of the sunset over the Mediterranean to rid your mind of the pallid, orange face of the Republican frontrunner.

So, I've gotten you started. Five countries to get your mind off what might be the most stressful situation the American population has faced in the last decade. Let's hope that, come November, America will wake up, and they will make it back on my list yet again.