It has come to my attention recently that the tourism board for the City of Missoula has been slacking at their job. We need to bring more people in, not scare them away!

Nonetheless, I've taken it upon myself to do their jobs for them and threw together some ads that I'm offering completely free for them to use. They represent Missoula in all of its glory, and delve a little more into the city's psyche. That's something a tourism board won't do on its own:

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When I visited Mayor John Engen to ask just how close we were to having legalized recreational use, he was in the midst of downing a hearty gulp of bongwater. Safe to say, I think we're right on the cusp of something special.

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Pictured: Caras Park.

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When I visited University President Royce Engstrom to ask how much our new Athletic Academic Center costs, he was in the midst of downing a hearty gulp of bongwater. Safe to say, I think we know where the University's money is really going: Faculty Pot.

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Pictured: The City of Missoula choking on its own collective farts during a winter inversion.

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The people at the Missoula tourism board are very kind, and I want them to have full, long careers. In the interest of longevity, I've concocted this ad for what I feel the future of Missoula will be.

Tourism Board, if you like what you see, contact me and we'll work something out!