5 Guys You Match With on Tinder
Start writing a post
Entertainment

5 Guys You Match With on Tinder

From Gym Junkies to Creepy Old men

56
5 Guys You Match With on Tinder
Hellou UK

Lets be honest. Almost everyone has downloaded the dating app, Tinder, at some point in their lives. Whether it be to meet people with similar interest, to explore the depths of the internet, or for a much needed confidence boost, we've all been there, and we've definitely all swiped left or right on the five guys described below.


The "I'm here for sex" dude

How to identify: His pictures will include mostly shirtless photos with little to no face attached, and pictures that are dangerously close to being NSFW.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2016%2F03%2F12%2F635933545008876472-757552980_200-2.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=704&h=7ce2547cd6a6827138fc11eb90d0befa19e9080e9fa6fbaceb2cb23d386c9789&size=980x&c=2591740338 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2016%252F03%252F12%252F635933545008876472-757552980_200-2.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D704%26h%3D7ce2547cd6a6827138fc11eb90d0befa19e9080e9fa6fbaceb2cb23d386c9789%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2591740338%22%7D" expand=1]

The "Gym is Life" guys

How to identify: If you feel like you're looking at an ad for Gold's Gym or L.A Fitness, you spotted a Gym Junkie. One of his pictures is bound to include GNC protein powder. He's probably climbing a a rope while juicing some veggies in another pic.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2016%2F03%2F12%2F6359335448716875251906238114_200_s-3.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=459&h=8f764f58718541c9e6a9a7f9b410ecb797ad504e1fe2c1b1871e0f558396702d&size=980x&c=3642934417 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2016%252F03%252F12%252F6359335448716875251906238114_200_s-3.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D459%26h%3D8f764f58718541c9e6a9a7f9b410ecb797ad504e1fe2c1b1871e0f558396702d%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3642934417%22%7D" expand=1]

The "Hipster"

How to identify: Mumford and Sons quotes. He also probably has a beard. One that hasn't seen a razor in years. That is all.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2016%2F03%2F12%2F635933544730249260583291696_200_s-4.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=868&h=e7d227412d47af7b4430baf408c96e36f0373a2c324e3c855200d0b405e964b9&size=980x&c=1693226320 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2016%252F03%252F12%252F635933544730249260583291696_200_s-4.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D868%26h%3De7d227412d47af7b4430baf408c96e36f0373a2c324e3c855200d0b405e964b9%26size%3D980x%26c%3D1693226320%22%7D" expand=1]

The "I could be your dad, or maybe your grandfather" man


How to identify: This gentleman's bio will make you feel as if you're reading every dad joke known to man, but leaves you feeling slightly violated by the fact that these jokes are supposed to make you swipe right.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2016%2F03%2F12%2F635933545117370546-1492126447_200_s-2.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=403&h=9bd6dcc8de131fe31865170ecaf816532552929ef73ec4a24765982e53bedbae&size=980x&c=3660071096 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2016%252F03%252F12%252F635933545117370546-1492126447_200_s-2.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D403%26h%3D9bd6dcc8de131fe31865170ecaf816532552929ef73ec4a24765982e53bedbae%26size%3D980x%26c%3D3660071096%22%7D" expand=1]

The "One true love" who happens to either live too far away, or be incredibly busy being the messiah through his charity work on the weekends.


How to identify: Maybe it was his dashing smile. Perhaps it was the glimmer in his eye as he posed next to those children from his Habit for Humanity project. Maybe its the fact that he just graduated from Harvard and is continuing his studies abroad as he volunteers in the Peace Corps. It might even be his Ferrari. The point is he's mister right if you ever saw him. The reality is he's either some weirdo's Tinder version of "Cat Fish" or a completely unavailable gift from god.

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://media.rbl.ms/image?u=%2Ffiles%2F2016%2F03%2F12%2F635933545351914079-2101776504_200-3.gif&ho=https%3A%2F%2Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net&s=77&h=53efb6c5891978c1af759279f40fc17da17afd1a1d71f1b3e2354f3295efa373&size=980x&c=2090619379 crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//media.rbl.ms/image%3Fu%3D%252Ffiles%252F2016%252F03%252F12%252F635933545351914079-2101776504_200-3.gif%26ho%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Faz616578.vo.msecnd.net%26s%3D77%26h%3D53efb6c5891978c1af759279f40fc17da17afd1a1d71f1b3e2354f3295efa373%26size%3D980x%26c%3D2090619379%22%7D" expand=1]

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
relationships

I Didn't Know That I Would Lose My Best Friend To Her Boyfriend

I didn't know that you would stop doing the things that make you happy. The things everyone used to judge you for. You are the type of person who does things on YOUR terms and now they're on his.

1533
I Didn't Know That I Would Lose My Best Friend To Her Boyfriend
unsplash.com

As your best friend, all I ever want is for you to be happy. Because as best friends, we know exactly what makes the other happy. I know all your weird and quirky lingo. I know how much you hate certain foods and most of all, I know the things that are important to you in life.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

How to Celebrate Valentine's Day Without a Valentine

You know YOU are not determined by your romantic status

5629
How to Celebrate Valentine's Day Without a Valentine
https://www.southbostontoday.com/celebrating-valentines-day-in-southie-next-thursday-of-course/

Although the most romantic and love-filled holiday is right around the corner, it's important to know that Feb.14, the middle day of the shortest month of the year, doesn't need to be determined by your current romantic status. With that being said, you can either choose to sulk over the fact that you're single or you can make the best out of Valentine's Day without even having one.

Here are a few ideas to celebrate the day:

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

7 Fun Facts About The Eiffel Tower

The iconic landmark is reinventing itself with a splashy new color.

8277
Eiffel Tower

Soon, the 2024 Summer Olympics are coming to Paris, and the Eiffel Tower will be in the spotlight.

Embedded so much into Paris's identity, the iconic landmark is no stranger to historic events and world-class gatherings over the years. It is sure to shine again.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

Blue Skies Weren't Always Blue

You don't just start as the person you are meant to be; there is a journey full of ups and downs that mold a person, so this is my journey.

6748
Blue Skies Weren't Always Blue

Overall I'd love to say I grew up a happy overly enthusiastic child that was taught to love herself and be loved by everyone else, but I can't say that and I never will. My smile wasn't always as bright as it is today, but this is the story behind my smile, the story about how I got here to the happiest place I'll ever be. I'll begin at freshman year of high school.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

The Heart Wants what the Heart Wants

Just remember sometimes it is gonna hurt, whether we want it to or not!

8486
The Heart Wants what the Heart Wants
Where to start...... Let me start with the cliche that life throws us curveballs and what we do with it is what counts.

One day he walked into my life. UNEXPECTED! And one day he walked out!

Keep Reading... Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments