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5 Guys You Match With on Tinder

From Gym Junkies to Creepy Old men

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5 Guys You Match With on Tinder
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Lets be honest. Almost everyone has downloaded the dating app, Tinder, at some point in their lives. Whether it be to meet people with similar interest, to explore the depths of the internet, or for a much needed confidence boost, we've all been there, and we've definitely all swiped left or right on the five guys described below.


The "I'm here for sex" dude

How to identify: His pictures will include mostly shirtless photos with little to no face attached, and pictures that are dangerously close to being NSFW.


The "Gym is Life" guys

How to identify: If you feel like you're looking at an ad for Gold's Gym or L.A Fitness, you spotted a Gym Junkie. One of his pictures is bound to include GNC protein powder. He's probably climbing a a rope while juicing some veggies in another pic.


The "Hipster"

How to identify: Mumford and Sons quotes. He also probably has a beard. One that hasn't seen a razor in years. That is all.


The "I could be your dad, or maybe your grandfather" man


How to identify: This gentleman's bio will make you feel as if you're reading every dad joke known to man, but leaves you feeling slightly violated by the fact that these jokes are supposed to make you swipe right.

The "One true love" who happens to either live too far away, or be incredibly busy being the messiah through his charity work on the weekends.


How to identify: Maybe it was his dashing smile. Perhaps it was the glimmer in his eye as he posed next to those children from his Habit for Humanity project. Maybe its the fact that he just graduated from Harvard and is continuing his studies abroad as he volunteers in the Peace Corps. It might even be his Ferrari. The point is he's mister right if you ever saw him. The reality is he's either some weirdo's Tinder version of "Cat Fish" or a completely unavailable gift from god.


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