I’m a hopeless romantic. And by that, I mean I’m hopeless when talking to people I find attractive because I’m either really awkward or I don’t talk at all. However, young adult books are my favorite because of the feels I get from reading teenage love stories. Combine my cluelessness about flirting, my sense of humor and my hope of one day falling in love with a man who is spiritual, and you get the following five Christian pickup lines.

1. I didn't get to hug you during the peace. Can I hug you now?

Strength: It’s pure. Weakness: It only makes sense to people familiar with mass.

2. Are you a serpent? Because you're making me want to do things I shouldn't.

Get your mind out of the gutter. God is omniscient.

3. Are you Peter? Because I've been denied three times, but I think you still like me.

To be used in a joking, mutual understanding way, not in a doesn't-understand-no way.

4. Is your name Eve? Because I think you're my companion.

Alternatively, is your name Adam? Because I think you're my companion.

5. Were you made out of one of my ribs? Because I feel like I'm missing part of me without you.

Imagined to be met with a response of “awwww” 90% of the time.

Do people even still use pickup lines? Did people ever actually use pickup lines? Or are they just a concept and not a practice? Either way, these are hopefully a little bit cheeky yet still appropriate to use pickup lines when you find yourself standing at the table of donuts across from your crush.