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48 Thoughts That Go Through A Girl’s Head On A Saturday Night

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Kristina Caradonna
Dec 07, 2015
Millennials of Connecticut
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48 Thoughts That Go Through A Girl’s Head On A Saturday Night

When Saturday rolls around, the same thing happens every weekend. Here are a few thoughts that go through every girl's head on a typical Saturday night,

  1. Oh my God! It’s finally Saturday!
  2. Oh. My. God. It’s Saturday.
  3. Oh. My God. What the heck am I going to wear?
  4. Is this stain on my shirt too obvious?
  5. It’ll be dark, right?
  6. Ah, people will be too drunk to notice anyway.
  7. Did I wear these pants to class this week?
  8. I can’t wait to take the first shot, I’m really feeling this tonight!
  9. Oh god, that didn’t go down easy...
  10. Was that just throw up? Did I just puke a little after my first shot?
  11. Where are all my friends?
  12. Ugh, they all look so cute.
  13. No, I won’t take a picture with you when you look like you walked out of a "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" episode!!
  14. These heels were a bad choice.
  15. Do you guys think I’ll meet my husband tonight?
  16. We’re going to a house party?
  17. There better be a keg cause I’m not about to dance soberly...
  18. God, why is this so far?
  19. God, why is it so cold?
  20. God, why did I barely wear any clothes?
  21. Why is the line out the door to get in right now!?
  22. Who do I know at this party? Absolutely no one, but still let me in anyway.
  23. I got here five minutes ago and already lost all of my friends.
  24. Where's my phone?
  25. I got here five minutes ago and already lost my phone!?
  26. What would my dad think if he saw me grinding with this old man right now?
  27. Who cares, I wont remember this tomorrow anyways.
  28. I think my bladder is going to explode...
  29. What are these girls doing in there?
  30. We pee and then we leave. It’s house party courtesy.
  31. Welp, that’s my phone that just fell in the toilet, that’s where that was...
  32. Do they have rice in this place?
  33. Oooh, rice. I’m hungry,
  34. But then again, I could easily puke right now.
  35. How did I get on this couch?
  36. Why did I think dancing on it would be a fun idea?
  37. God, I’m sweaty.
  38. Too many bodies!
  39. But none of them are cute enough.
  40. OMG! Sarah! Let’s leave.
  41. Wait, where are we right now?
  42. I’m sorry, I don’t recall walking 10 miles to get here.
  43. Thank God you remembered what dorm we lived in.
  44. When did I decide living on the fourth floor was a good idea?
  45. If heaven is real, it’s the feeling you get after you take your bra off after a long night...
  46. Where are my sweatpants?
  47. Seriously, do I have any clean clothes in this place?
  48. That’s it, I’m sleeping naked.
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