Target: 2016's Holy Grail.
1. Man, the red Target sign always feels half like home, half like an adventure.
2. To get a basket, or not to get a basket. That is the ultimate question.
3. The dollar section? YES.
4. Would I even use a Darth Vader pencil sharpener? It is only a dollar...
5. I need a matching wallet/belt/hat to go with that new purse I got last time I was here.
6. The sunglasses are buy one get one 50% off? Oh boy.
7. You know what, I think I need a new watch.
8. Well, now I'm just right across the aisle from the clothes, might as well meander over there.
9. Gosh, I love Merona.
10. I know I already own like eight boyfriend tees, but a few more wouldn't hurt.
11. Throwback graphic tees on sale? Sign me up.
12. The jeans are on sale too? Today is a good day.
13. I should probably buy some athletic clothes. Maybe then I'll actually start working out.
14. While I'm at it, a new set of pajamas would help me sleep better too.
15. Better try on all these clothes.
16. Ugh only six items at a time? Better make a decision.
17. Man, I've already wasted 45 minutes.
18. Why are guys' clothes so cool and stylish?
19. They get cool boxers with pugs and donuts on them.
20. Oh my god, all these shoes on sale! I have to try these on.
21. I mean I don’t REALLY need another pair of wedges but they’re only $14.98.
22. You know what, I need some house supplies.
23. Laundry detergent that smells like the beach would totally be complimentary to my floral-scented dryer sheets.
24. May as well stroll through the linens section.
25. 800 thread count would be sooo nice.
26. I should go before I spend any more money.
27. I am low on mascara.
28. Are those new Essie colors? I could really use a new fall color.
29. Ugh, should I get the matte maroon or the lighter gray?
30. Maybe I should just get both. I mean I’ll use them.
31. I'm kind of tired of my planner. Maybe I'll get a new one.
32. I know I have a ton of pens at home, but these gel ones look so great!
33. My mom's birthday is coming up, I should get a card.
34. These lines are so long.
35. When did my cart get so full?
36. Is that a new EOS flavor? Yum.
37. The $5 movie rack is so tempting.
38. My bill is HOW MUCH?
39. How am I going to carry all these bags?
40. Was I really just in there for two hours?
41. Man, I forgot shampoo. I’ll go back next week.
