There are a lot of things exciting about getting back to school, however packing is NOT one of them. In fact, packing seems to make all of those things not even worth it. I'm not going to lie, this year I was tempted to hire movers, but I thought I would push through and endure the torture myself, (of course with a little help from my mom-ok make that a lot of help from my mom). There are several things I would rather do than endure such torture, and these are just a few:

1. Get locked in a port-a-john.

2. Listen to war and peace on audio.

3. Hang out at the DMV.

4. Hold an ice-cream cone on my two front teeth for 10 minutes.

5. Scrub the toilets at New York's Port Authority.

6. Get an eye tattoo.

7. Pour hand sanitizer in my paper cut.

8. Replace all the music on my phone with Kidz Bop.

9. Drive to Chick-fil-A on Sunday just to traumatize myself.

10. Cancel my Netflix account after the first episode of the Blacklist.

11. Step in dog poop without shoes on.

12. Have Marilyn Manson do my makeup for the rest of my life.

13. Share one cab with Trump and Hillary.

14. Have my voice replaced with Caillou's.

15. Sit next to someone with body oder on a flight to Austalia.

16. Have every Snapchat I've ever sent on display.

17. Do Insanity Max 30 right after chugging five bottles of water.

18. Never eat bread again.

19. Talk to a telemarketer on the phone.

20. Get locked in a room with heavy breathers and loud chewers.

21. Drink Monica's glass of fat from Friends.

22. Snuggle with a porcupine.

23. Have an eyelash stuck in my eye for three years.

24. Go back to middle school.

25. Watch a marathon of Dog With a Blog.

26. Drink a glass of ketchup with a straw.

27. Get stuck behind a tractor in the left lane.

28. Watch an hours worth of Youtube commercial ads.

29. Watch the whole dog cruelty "In the Arms of An Angel" commercial.

30. Go 1 under the speed limit for the rest of my life.

31.Take the time to delete all of my unread emails.

32. Let my grandpa pick out what we watch on TV.

33. Have Todd Chrisley adopt me.

34. Never pet a dog again.

35. Read my textbooks for fun.

36. Have the dentist rub cotton on my tongue.

37. Be Ryan Seacrest when he tried to Hi-5 a blind guy on national television.

38. Watch the rainbow wheel spin on my macbook.

39. Have every notification I get on Facebook from Farmville.

40. Pour milk in before my cereal.

So these may be just a tad bit extreme, but this just goes to show how awful the task of packing is. At the end of the day, you find that as bad as it is packing is worth getting to school and seeing all of your friends. However, as for unpacking, thats another story...