There is nothing better than watching "The Bachelorette." Well, nothing better except watching "The Bachelorette" with your younger brother’s unprovoked, hilarious commentary. A critic of anything and everything, my brother had quite a few comments about the reality show as he watched Bachelorette JoJo continue on her quest for love.
1. What are you watching?
2. Why are you watching this?
3. Can’t we watch something else?
4. This is so stupid.
5. Where’s Aaron Rodgers' brother?
6. You can’t just say, “In the blue shirt.” Multiple guys are wearing blue!
7. I would be so good at this.
8. Either all of these guys are terrible actors or they are just terrible people.
9. And they are awful dancers.
10. So, that one’s a marine?
11. The guy with short hair on the sides and long hair in the middle is going to win.
12. Oh my god.
13. I was joking at first, but they all have the same haircut!
14. They couldn’t find guys who looked different?
15. Yes, I know I have that haircut too. But I am not on the show, am I?
16. But I would be so good on this show.
17. They need someone on here who looks totally normal but is super creepy.
18. I could be that person.
19. If she broke up with me, I would say nothing.
20. And then I would slowly apply red lipstick.
21. And then I would walk away.
22. Wait, this show is two whole hours?
23. What could possibly happen that could fill two hours of television?
24. Do they make these dates painfully awkward on purpose?
25. These guys totally aren’t acting.
26. No one can act that awkward.
27. And if they were actors, this would end all of their careers.
28. His name is James Taylor? Well, that’s unfortunate.
29. Why am I still watching this?
30. They should do this show with elderly people.
31. Now that’s a show I would watch.
32. I really don’t understand why you think that guy looks like Jim from "The Office."
33. Wait, I think that guy actually thinks that Jordan is Aaron Rodgers.
34. “He thinks he’s so great just because he has a golden arm, plays for the Green Bay Packers and is dating Olivia Munn.”
35. Why is she casually walking alone in the street?
36. This is the part where I would appear out of nowhere, wearing a dress, and push her into the cobblestones.
37. Do any of these guys actually think they are going to fall in love and marry her?
38. What does getting a rose mean?
39. God, she’s dramatic.
40. I would so win this thing.
The best part of watching ridiculous reality television is watching it with people. Whether they are completely invested and screaming at the TV or silently judging with snide comments, your "Bachelorette" companions make the experience complete.
