1) "You've been stuffed in a tin can for seven hours surrounded by people with consumption, diphtheria, scabies, hummus dip, rabid dogs, drugged up children attacking your chair, stealing your change." - Lorelai Gilmore

2) "I think any outfit you wear without underwear is gonna be your lucky outfit." - Lorelai Gilmore

3) "This is a very nice wrench." - Luke Danes

4) "Do not make my stress relief stressful!" - Rory Gilmore

5) "People are dumb." - Lorelai Gilmore

6) "Luke, you need to control your woman." - Kirk Gleason

7) "I can't let the pants be the main accomplishment of my day." - Logan Huntzberger

8) "You don't deserve perpetually unclogged toilets." - Taylor Doose

9) "So, in the safe there's an envelope labeled 'body-shipping cash.'" - Emily Gilmore

10) "There just aren't enough gays in Stars Hollow!" - Taylor Doose

11) "I've contacted some of the neighboring towns to see if they'd be willing to lend us some of their gays, but so far not one has cooperated!" - Taylor Doose

12) "We lent them out riding mowers one year; why can't they lend us their gays?!" - Andrew

13) "We'll open a bar over my dead body." - Taylor Doose

14) "I'm used to working with big dumbbells." - Dragonfly Inn guest
"Yes, so am I." - Michel Gerard

15) "And what's the point of living if we are never going to bag Jennifer Lawrence?" - Michel Gerard

16) "My sister's joined a cult. It's a vegetable cult." - Luke Danes

17) "How do you accidentally join a cult?" - Lorelai Gilmore

18) "What is this? What am I feeling? I'm feeling fear...and loneliness and heartache. Listen to me. I sound like a freaking Blake Shelton song." - Paris Geller

19) "I slept with a Wookiee!" - Rory Gilmore

20) "He was wearing a Wookiee costume; no, I'm not gonna see him again." - Rory Gilmore

21) "I'm just a big, fat, Wookiee-humping loser with no future." - Rory Gilmore

22) "I'm gonna take a shower, get the Wookiee smell off me." - Rory Gilmore
"Wait, seriously. Did he leave the outfit on?" - Lorelai Gilmore
"That's a conversation for another day." - Rory Gilmore

23) "So, I totally smoke pot. Just don't tell my dad." - April Nardini

24) "If no one else gives a damn about my floaty hut then I don't either." - Luke Danes

25) "We have a baby on the way. I think Frederick ordered one; I'll have to check." - Michel Gerard

26) "I'm here, talking about whether or not I ground up some Italian guy and served him in my burgers!" - Luke Danes

27) "I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!" - the Thirtysomething gang

28) "When I think of blistering third degree burns, I also think of my mother." - Lorelai Gilmore

29) "My god, your balls are frozen!" - actress in Stars Hollow musical

30) "She has sex, like, 26 times in the show! That's a lot of friction. I thought a fire was gonna start down there." - Lorelai Gilmore

31) "People come up and smell me." - Rory Gilmore

32) "You pimped out my mother?" - Lorelai Gilmore

33) "Rory, you sent a vulnerable, wounded turtle into a nest of horny, gray-haired honey badgers." - Lorelai Gilmore

34) "The dead don't have ears." - Lorelei Gilmore

35) "Ah the female sex, they do ask questions." - Robert

36) "I won't be shushed when there are horses and hounds at stake." - Finn

37) "Stop taunting the heads, Finn." - Rory Gilmore

38) "Everything in my life has something to do with coffee. I believe, in a former life, I was coffee." - Lorelai Gilmore

39) "Well, the previous owners called it the Clam Shack. I guess Vagina House was taken." - Emily Gilmore

40) “Mom?” - Rory Gilmore
“Yeah?” - Lorelai Gilmore
“I’m pregnant.” - Rory Gilmore