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39 Thoughts Every Underachieving Upperclassman Has at Chapter

Some people excel in Greek life. Some of us just... exist and add sarcastic commentary.

Katy Harvey
Mar 09, 2015
Texas Tech University
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39 Thoughts Every Underachieving Upperclassman Has at Chapter

1. Is this assigned seating?

2. Were there this many blondes when I joined? Were there this many brunettes?

3. What color was my hair freshman year?

4. I'm only here for the pizza my president promised me.

5. And because I can't order t-shirts if I don't start coming to chapter.

6.  It's not like I really need any more t-shirts, but that Mardi Gras shirt is awesome. And I want one.

7. How many points did she just say we have to have to buy t-shirts?!

EIGHT?!

8. How many chapters are there this month?

9. Only 4???

10. Shirt's not that cute anyway.

11. Looks like I'll be ordering more boys' shirts.

12. Sign up to do stuff, freshmen, or else someone on exec might ask me.

13. Did they just skip me in roll?

14. Yeah, they definitely just skipped me? Hello, I'm obviously here, your star member.

 

15. Does our lodge look... different?

16. It's gotta be the new composite pictures.

17. Third year in a row I haven't made it to composites. I'm useless.

18. Where's this pizza we were talking about?

19. The lodge would look better with pizza.

20. I've lost track of what we were talking about because "Stronger" started playing in my head.

21. I'm going to blast old Britney Spears so hard when I leave.

22. Do freshmen even know who Britney Spears is?

23. ...Literally, who are all of these people?

24. How old are freshmen?

25. I've never seen that girl before in my life.

26. I'm pretty sure freshmen are legally adults and, also, illegally still high school skinny.

27. Ok, that's not illegal but I'm jealous.

28. Wait... did she just say give back night at Fuzzy's?

29. YES SHE DID JUST SAY GIVE BACK NIGHT AT FUZZY'S.

30. I LOVE TACOS. I LOVE MY SORORITY.

31. Lol @ freshmen for being excited about rush.

32. Was I just laughing out loud?

33. Yeah, I definitely was, recruitment chair is staring daggers at me.

34. What I really meant was YAY! RECRUITMENT! BOUNCE, FRESHMEN! BOUNCE! BOUNCE!

35. It's a good thing I came to chapter so everyone could compliment my shoes, or else I wouldn't have showered for another three days, probably.

36. Wow these girls are so cute. Way to go, recruitment team. Do it again this fall.

37. Pause. Where did these girls learn how to do their make-up? Is this another YouTube thing?

38. I'm 100 percent sure there is no pizza.

39. That's it. I'm not coming back to chapter until I'm guaranteed pizza.

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