If you've played softball before, these are some things that are sure to be true. From feeling like your legs might fall off to wanting to scream at your friends from missing that perfect pitch, there are highs and lows of playing the game.

1. I don't want to go to practice.

2. Do we have to go?

3. Do you think we'll run today?

4. What are the odds we don't run when he blows the whistle?

5. My legs might fall off.

6. Do you have a hair tie?

7. Can you braid my hair?

8. If I puke, leave me here to die.

9. My uterus might just fall out of my body.

10. I can't do this anymore.

11. Are we inside or outside?

12. I hope today is just hitting.

13. I don't wanna tarp today.

14. It's supposed to rain today.

15. I don't want to travel today.

16. You don't know long until you've spent 9 hours on a bus.

17. I need my ____ taped.

18. Do we have snacks?

19. Does anyone need a partner?

20. Who am I after?

21. How many games in this series?

22. Why can't we live somewhere where it's warm all the time?

23. What are we doing tonight?

24. I gotta fart.

25. What time is it?

26. Are we done yet?

27. Not this...again.

28. That was a perfect throw!

29. How do you miss that?!

30. I'm not running all of these.

31. Someone slow needs to pace us.

32. Death by softball.

33. I need a drink.

34. I should have bat flipped.

35. That hit should have ended practice.

36. I'm done, I have to end on that.