Starting college means the start of a whole new set of vocabulary words, diction, and syntax. If you are just starting off college, you will definitley recognize these phrases:

1. Thank god I have freedom now
2. It feels so weird to not have parents telling me what to do
3. Wait I don’t have a curfew anymore?
4. This party is nothing like that highschool party I went to last week
5. It’s even better
6. Can I really survive living off of ramen and easy mac for 4 months?
7. I bet I can
8. I miss mom and dad’s cooking
9. This dining hall food sucks
10. Where is the chipotle around here?
11. I’m running out of money so fast
12. Mom.. Dad.. can you put more money in my account
13. I don’t need a job, I won’t need that much money
14. Wait just kidding, why is no one hiring now
15. Well I guess I’m just going to take on the life of a broke college student earlier than I thought
16. I can beat the freshman 15
17. *alarm goes off* who needs an education anyway
18. How have I already gained 20 pounds?
19. Mom! I need healthy food again
20. Where did this 10 hours of homework come from? I only have 2 hours of class a day
21. Whatever, I can put it off till tomorrow anyway
22. Where are the parties tonight?
23. Thank god I have a normal roommate
24. Who doesn’t keep half drank beers in their fridge?
25. I don’t know how to adult
26. This is 10 times better than high school
27. I miss my dogs
28. Can I bring my dogs to school?
29. I’m going to be in debt till I’m at least 80
30. Maybe I’ll drop out and become a stripper
31. Just finished my fifth cup of coffee for the day, onto the next one
32. How many more days till I get to see my best friend again?
33. Mom I need more money!
34. I still need a job, still too lazy to get one
35. Maybe this degree will actually get me a job when I get out of here