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35 Reasons Why Hocus Pocus Is The Best Part of Fall

For all of you out there with Hocus Pocus in your DVD player throughout fall

Peter Gritsas

Sep 07, 2016

University of Wisconsin- Stevens Point

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35 Reasons Why Hocus Pocus Is The Best Part of Fall

September has started, which in my opinion means summer is over, and if summer is over that means FALL IS HERE! Put away the sunscreen and pull out the boots, scarves, cute jackets, pumpkin everything and scary movies. This is for all of you out there with Hocus Pocus playing at all times during fall, or if you're like me, just year round.

WARNING- THIS IS JUST ONE BIG SPOILER ALERT- THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T SEEN HOCUS POCUS TURN AROUND NOW!

1. We start off with the traditional old Disney opening!

2. Getting goosebumps while seeing Sarah Jessica Parker’s shadow fly on the water in the beginning.

3. Thackery Binx for being such a heart throb

4. "I am beautiful! Boys will love me!"... we are all Sarah at some point

5. Winifred's BOOOOOOOOK

6. "This is- this is terribly uncomfortable."

7. Max Dennison for also being such a heart throb

8. Salem for just being so gorgeous in the fall!

9. Jay and Ernie... I mean... ICE

10. Dani for teaching us the only way to get something is to scream at the top of your lungs for it

11. Allison for being the most gorgeous high school student we have ever seen

12. Disney for throwing the word "yabos" at us

13. Disney for throwing the word "virgin" at us

14. Bette Midler's laugh when that Black Flame Candle is liiiiiiiiit (come on the joke was there I had to go for it)

15. 'The burning rain of death"

16. " 'Tis firm!"

17. Disney for letting us know that hanging out in a cemetery is no biggie!

18. Billy Butcherson because this poor guy has his mouth sewn shut, his fingers run over, and his head knocked off every second

19. The best town hall party ever

20. THIS FREAKING SONG

21. Disney for teaching us that a school is a "prison for children"

22. Jay and ICE for getting kidnapped by the Sanderson Sisters

23. Mary for riding that vacuum like a boss!

24. Winifred for breaking into a house WITH HER FINGERNAIL

25. Allison for teaching us that the only thing we need for protection is a circle of salt

26. Sarah for the most amazing and creepy lullaby

27. Dani for thinking she was gonna get away with calling Winifred ugly

28. "Daylight savings time"

29. Billy for turning out to be pretty awesome

30. Sarah and Mary for just blowing up into glitter (that's the way I wanna go)

31. Winifred turning into stone screaming booooooook

32. Disney for making us BAWL OUR EYES OUT!

33. "I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle"

34. Jay and ICE for rocking out to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" at the end

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

35. Disney... FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP ABOUT A SEQUEL AND THEN RIPPING IT OUT OF MY HANDS LIKE CANDY FROM A BABY!

I hope all of you enjoy running Amuck this fall, light your black flame candles, and spend a quiet evening at home sucking the lives out of little children!

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35 Reasons Why Hocus Pocus Is The Best Part of Fall

For all of you out there with Hocus Pocus in your DVD player throughout fall

WARNING- THIS IS JUST ONE BIG SPOILER ALERT- THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T SEEN HOCUS POCUS TURN AROUND NOW!

1. We start off with the traditional old Disney opening!

2. Getting goosebumps while seeing Sarah Jessica Parker’s shadow fly on the water in the beginning.

3. Thackery Binx for being such a heart throb

4. "I am beautiful! Boys will love me!"... we are all Sarah at some point

5. Winifred's BOOOOOOOOK

6. "This is- this is terribly uncomfortable."

7. Max Dennison for also being such a heart throb

8. Salem for just being so gorgeous in the fall!

9. Jay and Ernie... I mean... ICE

10. Dani for teaching us the only way to get something is to scream at the top of your lungs for it

11. Allison for being the most gorgeous high school student we have ever seen

12. Disney for throwing the word "yabos" at us

13. Disney for throwing the word "virgin" at us

14. Bette Midler's laugh when that Black Flame Candle is liiiiiiiiit (come on the joke was there I had to go for it)

15. 'The burning rain of death"

16. " 'Tis firm!"

17. Disney for letting us know that hanging out in a cemetery is no biggie!

18. Billy Butcherson because this poor guy has his mouth sewn shut, his fingers run over, and his head knocked off every second

19. The best town hall party ever

20. THIS FREAKING SONG

21. Disney for teaching us that a school is a "prison for children"

22. Jay and ICE for getting kidnapped by the Sanderson Sisters

23. Mary for riding that vacuum like a boss!

24. Winifred for breaking into a house WITH HER FINGERNAIL

25. Allison for teaching us that the only thing we need for protection is a circle of salt

26. Sarah for the most amazing and creepy lullaby

27. Dani for thinking she was gonna get away with calling Winifred ugly

28. "Daylight savings time"

29. Billy for turning out to be pretty awesome

30. Sarah and Mary for just blowing up into glitter (that's the way I wanna go)

31. Winifred turning into stone screaming booooooook

32. Disney for making us BAWL OUR EYES OUT!

33. "I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle"

34. Jay and ICE for rocking out to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" at the end

35. Disney... FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP ABOUT A SEQUEL AND THEN RIPPING IT OUT OF MY HANDS LIKE CANDY FROM A BABY!

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

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