30 Reasons Why He Sucks
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30 Reasons Why He Sucks
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As I approach my 20th year of life, I have come to one conclusion that I am positive of: BOYS SUCK. Now that was a little bit of a blanket statement because, yes, some boys are nice and were raised right, but for the majority of them, they were dropped on their heads as infants. As we get older, we get into relationships with these boys, and that's where it starts to go downhill. So here are 30 reasons why he sucks and you should probably be happy things are over:

1. He doesn't wake up until 2 p.m.-- hence he never brings you out to breakfast or says goodbye to you when you leave in the morning.

2. You always brought / bought him food, never the other way around.

3. When he got drunk you weren't the first thing on his mind, and probably not even the second.

4. When you got drunk, he was always the first thing on your mind but he was never having it.

5. Your dinner dates ended with, "So are we splitting the bill?"

6. He probably never remembered that you only drink Diet Coke, and purchased Diet Pepsi for you on multiple occasions.

7. He never knew your Starbucks order...

8. or Dunkin.

9. Or that you only ate blue cheese with your wings and still insisted on getting ranch.

10. He never understood that he had to like AND comment on your Instagram pictures because, yes that matters.

11. And he only uploaded Instagrams with you when you forced him.

12. And when you asked him which picture you should upload, he answered with, "Does this really matter?"

13. He probably still tweeted at his ex, even though you politely asked him to never speak of her again.

14. And guaranteed, he still liked her Instagram pictures

15. And he definitely did not know your favorite type of alcohol, which is a sin.

16. And because he had no idea what it was, every fifth and a friend you ended up drinking whiskey, even though you told him that sucked.

17. He never invited you to hang out with him and his friends.

18. Even when all of his friends' girlfriends were there.

19. He never told you you were pretty just to see you smile.

20. Not even on formal night.

21. WHEN YOU WORE THAT DRESS THAT CLEARLY MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A DIME.

22. Speaking of formal, he didn't appreciate the cooler that clearly took you over a month to sand, paint and prime.

23. His friends were always asking, "Dude, where's ___ , we actually like this one," to which he answered, "Idk."

24. And when your friends asked where he was, you had an exact geographical location.

25. Actually your friends only knew what he looked like from your Instagrams and Snapchats because him being social with your friends was a rare occasion.

26. And when he was social with you, it probably was in the bubble of his fraternity house because God forbid he take you on a real date.

27. Actually he took you on a real date one time, to the gun range.

28. Even though you told him you hated guns, but aren't they so romantic?

29. When you broke up, he blocked and deleted you on everything, because acting like we are 2 again is the way to fix things.

30. But in reality, he's just "not ready to have a relationship," which is completely on him, NOT on you, remember that. Your self worth is not determined by a boy who can barely take care of himself, nonetheless someone as amazing and successful as you. So the next time you think about this boy, think to yourself: I'm happy for what happened, but I'm also happy it's over. I deserve someone who treats me like I matter and I'm important-- and I'll find it.

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