1. Hello, people. First and foremost: Rihanna's dress.
2. Actually, just kidding. First: this USA Today headline.
3. Why was Beyonce late?
4. Was it because she took this photo in the loading dock of the Ikea in Schaumburg, IL?
5. Beyonce looks amazing.
6. The theme of this Met Ball is just crying out for appropriation. Is that just me who thinks that?
7. Everyone looks so hot. It's because they don't have midterms.
8. If Sarpino's didn't exist, I might look like that.
I'M JUST SAYIN. Is this a May the 4th prank?
10. This led me down a great rabbit hole. Remember Queen Amidala?
Or should I say Padme?
13. T. b. t.
I will never be over @badgalriri. THE MAKEUP. THE HAIR. I'm in love!
15. Sarah Jessica Parker's hat.
16. Miley looked flawless.
17. This just pisses me off.
18. I miss last year!
19. I like this.
Why is Joan Smalls hanging out with Hyde from That 70's Show/NPH?
Barney is clearly in costume trying to bed Joan. Come ON.
22. And, finally...
23. FKA TWIGS!
She is so f'n cool. Watch this to learn about her.