27 Questions I Have For Stephen F. Austin State University
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27 Questions I Have For Stephen F. Austin State University

Lumberjacks deserve answers.

Holly Moore
Jan 16, 2017
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27 Questions I Have For Stephen F. Austin State University

I've learned a lot about Stephen F. Austin State University during my two and a half years here, but there are several things I still don't quite understand. Here is a list of things I find myself wondering again and again:

1. Why is one side of campus "east college" but the other side isn't referred to as "west college?"

2. Why must the WiFi suck so badly?

3. What ever happened to the rat in the EC?

4. How come there is a Floor 0 in Fergeson?

5. Dude. What's up with the parking?

6. Speaking of which, why are parking tickets so expensive?

7. Also, how much joy do the parking monitors get out of writing so many tickets?

8. If someone hits me with their car, will they really have to pay my tuition?

9. Why are there couches in the McKibben girl's bathroom?

11. What is the easiest way to describe our hand sign?

12. How come sorority row only has one frat house?

13. Is it really too hard for people to understand that we're not located in Austin?

14. Why aren't we supposed to go into the Old Stone Fort Museum until after we've graduated?

15. Am I really not going to graduate if I step on the seal?

16. Is Mays really haunted?

17. How come no one in this town can drive?

18. Is putting on your flashers and parking anywhere you want acceptable anywhere else, or that just an SFA thing?

19. Did a guy really die in the theater building?

20. Why isn't the library open 24 hours?

21. How come the tours made it seem like everyone carries axe handles around all the time?

22. Why is all of the food in the EC and SC so bad?

23. Why don't we have a campus-wide Snapchat story?

24. Purple isn't bad... but why purple?

25. You chose to settle down in Nacogdoches because of how funny it sounds, didn't you?

26. Why is everyone at Sam Houston State so jealous of us?

27. Why is SFA such an amazing school?


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