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26 People Donald Trump Should Have Chosen As His Running Mate

Step aside, Mike Pence.

Lea Giambruno
Aug 01, 2016
SUNY Oneonta
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26 People Donald Trump Should Have Chosen As His Running Mate

When Donald Trump announced Governor Mike Pence as his 2016 running mate, there were mixed emotions. Some saw it coming, some didn't and some, like myself, wondered, "Who the heck is Mike Pence?"

Ever wonder what Trump's campaign would be like if he chose a different running mate?

So here is a list of other possible running mates of Donald Trump, either dead, alive, fictional and even (gasps) women!

1. Fidel Castro

2. Adolf Hitler

3. Kim Jong-un

4. Benito Mussolini

5. Pol Pot

6. Joseph Stalin

7. Yvonne "Vee" Parker from "Orange is the New Black"

8. George "Pornstache" Mendez from "Orange is the New Black"

9. The Annoying Orange

At least they'll be twins.

10. Dandy from "American Horror Story: Freakshow"

11. Any cast member from "Duck Dynasty"

12. Plankton from "Spongebob Squarepants"

Donald Trump's immigration reform ideas are about as realistic as Plankton's plans to acquire the Krabby Patty secret formula.

13. Darth Maul from "Stars Wars"

14. Dina Lohan

She raises children as well as Donald Trump will run this country.

15. That mean girl from "The Princess Diaries."

16. Dr. Evil from "Austin Powers"

17. Cruella de Vil

18. Ursula from "The Little Mermaid"

19. Swiper the Fox from "Dora the Explorer"

20. Scar from "The Lion King"

21. Lord Voldemort

22. Mr. Crocker from "The Fairly Odd Parents"

23. Quagmire from "Family Guy"

24. Jigsaw from "Saw"

25. Sid from "Toy Story"

26. Randall from "Monsters Inc."

So, what will it be?

Trump - Pornstache 2016?

Trump - Planton 2016?

See you at the polls, where you (fingers crossed) won't vote for trump!

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