26. Advil

Thank you, Advil, for getting rid of our headaches so we don’t have any reminders that we went out last night.

25. Places that deliver

Thank you, food delivery services, for allowing us to gain the weight our mothers said we would in college.

24. Uber

Thank you, Uber, for forcing us to make conversation with our driver to avoid bad ratings.

23. Spotify

Thank you, Spotify, for suggesting songs for our playlists when we didn’t put them in there for a reason.

22. Snapchat Geofilters

Thank you, Snapchat Geofilters, for allowing us to show our exes via “My Story” that we are in the same place but we still didn’t text them.

21. Google Docs

Thank you, Google Docs, for letting the smart people answer the questions and letting us pretend we filled out the study guide.

20. Autocorrect

Are you ducking kidding me? (Exactly a reason that autocorrect should not be thanked.)

19. Food accounts on Instagram

Thank you, food accounts on Instagram, for being the reason we break our diets. “Whatever, it’s fine, it starts tomorrow!”

18. Pinterest

Thank you, Pinterest, for giving us false expectations for DIY activities.

17. Instagram followers

Thank you, Instagram followers, for giving us that "like" when we know we don’t deserve it.

16. Drunk girls in bathrooms

Thank you, drunk girls in bathrooms, for telling us with your mascara everywhere and stale cranberry vodka breath that you think we look beautiful today.

15. Beyoncé

Thank you, Beyoncé, for having a name that involuntarily autocorrects. We lové you.

14. Flavor of the Month

Thank you, Flavor of the Month, for giving us another reason we must break our diets. “It’s limited edition!”

13. Good hair days

Thank you, good hair days, for showing people that we are actually human.

12. Your bed

Thanks. (Self-explanatory.)

11. Netflix

Thank you, Netflix, for giving us unrealistic goals of what relationships are like.

10. Cover-up

Thank you, cover-up, for allowing us to survive middle school yearbook picture day (and every other day of the year).

9. Chocolate

Thank you, chocolate, for being sweet without having ulterior motives.

8. Emojis

Thank you, emojis, for letting us tell people what’s really on our minds.

7. Black Friday

Thank you, Black Friday, for convincing us we need the same shoes in every color.

6. Camp friends

Thank you, camp friends, for agreeing with the motto “What happens at camp stays at camp.”

5. Your high school friends

Thank you, high school friends, for being there for us while we were applying to colleges.

4. Your college friends

Thank you, college friends, for going out with us and still wanting to hang out with us the next morning.

3. Your grandparents

Thank you, grandparents, for keeping us full and happy 24/7. We love spending time with you.

2. Your siblings

Thank you, siblings, for keeping Mom and Dad’s expectations lower, and for all of the competition (oh yeah, and for all the hand-me down clothes).

1. Your parents

Thanks, Mom and Dad, for being the best people in our lives!